I voted for afd (german anti-immigration alternative) just kidding omg do you know about that thing in primary school I was sitting next to someone and he put his case on the other side because he said “she’s polish” shut up I swear that legit happened to me and I was like I used to have those creepers (sorry bad joke lmao) shoes and I always wore them and I always got roasted about how ugly they were bitch if you walk inside H&M you get them everywhere and I’m over here thinkin’ you little… little… dickheads back then it once went like this: they were that kind of jewerly that were made into hearts & I wanted to make an advent calendar for Miri and then I saw the heart and thought: “That’s the perfect gift for day 1”
yaknow M: cuz it’s just so smol
J: cute yeah so I held it inside my hand the whole time and we went downstairs and after some time it went inside my pocket then we left went to eat sometime then I took a look and noticed that the heart was still inside my pocket I put it inside her advent calendar anyway I wrote her a note that said:
“you stole my heart” then she was it went like:
“aw you’re so cheesy uwu” and I was like BRO IF ONLY YOU KNEW I’m taking a shit now I swear M: so quick?
J: I don’t wanna make your mum uncomfortable with the smell wanna shit? mom, but she needs to poop mom: what? she needs to poop mom: then open the window and use that spray (lmao I love her mom) When I showed my mom our video She said
“You two could be siblings” I need to stretch oh I think imma join oh shit, kihyun is laying there