The Island of Unmade Godzilla Movies – Fan Parody Animation

The Island of Unmade Godzilla Movies – Fan Parody Animation


Yo, Godzilla! There’s an island straight ahead! … I think. Consider slowing down, perhaps? Godzilla! Shuddup! It’s gone into the forest,
now we’ll never find it! Dang, I really wanted to devour it! What was up with your stunt back there?! Are you retarded?! Considering that crash, I may well be. But lets not dwell on the past. This place… … somehow feels awfully familiar… … eeonk. Big whoopty doo, it’s another island. No, can’t you sense it? The feeling of unfulfilled promise, of being constricted by market concerns
and budget limitations. It’s a sensation I know well. But not in this concentration. What could survive in this permeating
aura of disappointment? Help, Rodan! Something spooked me! It looks like you, but faggier. Your observation is partially apt, Anguirus. For I am what Rodan might have been. Or is perhaps he what I could be? In a way, we could say that I am your father! Wow! This is the fastest I’ve ever disowned a relative. Holy Christ, well, you turned out to be
a bigger ass than expected! Probably just my personality rubbing off on him. So what’s the deal with this island? This is where associates you never met and
adversaries you never fought hang out. Such as the likes of… … Deutalios fish-rats… … ghoulish Ghostzillas… … and the Queen B*tch herself. Queen B*tch? Then I guess this must be Infant Island! Eh? Ehh? Eeeeeeehhh? Nah, just kidding.
I’d never call Mothra a ‘queen’. Ooooohh! I heard that! How about a straight answer? This, gentlemen, is the Island of Unmade Godzilla Movies! That’s a lot more specific than Monster Island. So what’s this place about? I, uh… … just told you… Sorry, never mind. It took me a moment to connect what
you said with what you meant because my brain’s the size of a marble. Also, it fell into Toho’s big pool some
forty years ago, and I haven’t found it since. So this is the home of obscure monster
cameos we wouldn’t recognize? More like this is where you get banished
before you had the chance to shine. All those messages never to be reinforced… … Thrills never to be had… … Drama that goes untold… … Even scrapped crossover events. Legend also has it that deep in the rainforest
haunted by Yoshimitsu Banno’s restless spirit… … over the raging falls of TriStar fanboy tears… … near Varan’s island resort that’s more
like his permanent residence… … there even exists a Godzilla movie that has global
mass appeal and is financially and critically viable to boot! Wow! But no one’s seen it because it’s on the same VHS as
A Space Godzilla, and none have survived that part yet. Huh. Which leads to the question: why aren’t all these
magnificent things out there for the world to enjoy? We can’t leave. Forces beyond
our reach are keeping us here. Even the strongest of us can’t
break free of the island’s bind. Doesn’t stop them trying, though. And what about you? I… have resigned myself to my sad fate here. Then you should be glad. What for? I’m blowing up this place. Wha–? No, not Mount Kinda-Sorta! That’s where the
Volcano Monsters kinda sorta live! Wait! You can’t just destroy this whole land! You realize who you’re talking to, right? Authorial freedom will be stifled no more! Stop it! What you’re doing is wrong! You deserve to be out there with the people! And the people deserve to see you. Isn’t that what you were whining about
just a minute ago? I was being overly dramatic. This island has legitimate reasons to exist. Then convince me while there’s still some of it left! Godzilla, listen! Shifting plans are part of every
commercially fueled creative venture! Something always gets lost before studios
find a combination of ideas they feel safe with. Playing things safe invites brand stagnation. There’s a middle ground, you should know that best! I thought you’re supposed to represent balance. A warning against human recklessness. Right, boys? Like… are you two going to fight? No. Nice followers. Don’t you think you’re being reckless right now? Believe me, some of the things kept on this island…
They’d spell doom to your franchise if they ever got out! If film makers could do whatever they wanted,
with no foresight or any second or third opinions, then you might well have become an octopus,
or who even knows what. It’s not on us to decide who gets to make it in the industry. And even the studios that rule over us are governed
by the higher mights of the market. I… … concede. You made the right call. After you made a horrible one. Sometimes I’m susceptible to reason. Top lamest Godzilla defeat EVER! Besides… … this is just a metaphorical island. Destroying it wouldn’t change anything, the same way that destroying you in the
original movie didn’t stop the nuclear arms race. I guess you’re right. Still, though, I’m not fully convinced. I’ve yet to see any of those franchise-dooming
canned ideas you speak of. Why do I got the feeling you’re tempting fate? There you are! Oh, here we go… I have been looking for you for over sixty… … years! Hi, I don’t know my name,
but call me your Robo-Waifu. I was made by my maker to look like his ex-GF,
except giant, naked, and a robot. And no, there was nothing wrong with him,
why you ask? Lets hold this expression a little longer. It’s like in that nightmare I keep having. I’m here to kill these losers, mutilate your mutt, and seduce your nuclear lizardy ass to partake in
a sado-masochistic foreplay of brutality as your bride! The details still match! Lets just go. Then I’ll detonate this hydrogen bomb
placed into me by my loving creator to blow us both up in a passionate fireworks
display of all the rainbow’s seven colors! Lets! Not kinky enough for you, hon? If any of you want to come with… Not you, thotbot! I can maybe try wiggling my leverage in Toho’s face
to get a movie deal or two out of ’em. Thanks, Godzilla. But I think today we all learned that our place is here. Agreed? Really? Last chance! Come on, there’s always another chance. Your own filmography is a testament to that. As long as we’re here, studios can always come
back to us when they run out of ideas. Some, like that Shockirus feller, have
already made it off this island. Perhaps we’ll cross roads again sometime. Then I look forward to killing you on the big screen. Peculiar. Hop on my back, fellas! I SAID HOP! I now have way too many holes down there. Farewell! So long! Suckers! Ah, who am I kidding?! I want outta this limbo! Holy crap, guys! What I miss? Uhh, Godzilla! I think we’re gonna get killed! He meant ‘we’ as in you too. Nah. Look at that, you destroyed Japan again
without even aiming for it. You know what that means! You’ll take the weekend off to play with me? More Godzilla films. Because what better way to process
nation-wide nuclear apocalypse than to channel that tragedy into creativity
and further embellish the cinematic career of my humble being? Yep, business is booming! Who knows what kinda movies
will be made from now on? Or won’t! Boy. I’m sure glad I didn’t have to
be on that there island. Aren’t you? Wow. Trees are hardcore. Yes, Anguirus. We must always protect
the trees and forests. And there’s nothing wrong with unusual
movies, just don’t go overboard with them. And I think Godzilla should fly more. Whoa! What was that? It felt like I became a mouthpiece. So this is what it’s like to
say something substantive. You guys, I’m being serious. We should all take to the air. Because I think there’s less chance to crash
into these stupid islands that way. And also, there’s bitey things down here. Could you folks steer me to Infant Island? There’s a certain someone there I need
to turn into another “unmade monster”. Sooo… What was the message here? I’m not sure, but how about we make
some more weird-ass movies, but also don’t make some of them? Sounds like a plan! Yes, we are good at those. Or not…

David Anderson

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100 thoughts on “The Island of Unmade Godzilla Movies – Fan Parody Animation

  1. John Danielle Ferreras says:

    5:01 its Vishnu or Talaghan from the Godzilla 2014 trailer from 2013

  2. Cerge Dale says:

    Rip rodan

  3. Daniel Ali says:

    Awesome !!!!!

  4. Onin Nolasco says:

    When godzilla blew the nuke to Japan 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  5. La Team Family says:

    8:32 Ouch! 😂

  6. Jason Sherer says:

    mothra finally hit godzilla with that tree*
    anguirus:wow trees are hard core
    me:wow harder than like fifty thousand tons of nuclear lizard a.k.a godzilla
    me:laughs*
    my thoughts:never make mothra angry*

  7. meme star434 says:

    Gamera could've been on there since there was gonna be a movie about him vs Godzilla movie

  8. Camyboy 10833 Ide says:

    3:19 ghost Godzilla is that you and let the creatures out of the island the world needs ghost Godzilla and bagan

  9. WellHalo Boi says:

    This video has predicted the delay for GvK😂

  10. Moar L3o Ova3l says:

    Was that Gigamoth? MEH SHE LOOKED BETTER IN CONCEPTS

  11. Bagan The Forgotten says:

    HOLY CRAP GUYS WHAT DID I MISS!

    Oh god there goes the bomb

  12. Dilopho says:

    This is just incredible, you are unbelievably skilled. I love the TOHO logo's faces too, lol, so creative!

  13. zBronzeHectic says:

    Lol now zilla is with them 😂😂😂😂 14:23

  14. JuanitoCraft says:

    12:57 Hiroshima time !

  15. 腐った鮎 says:

    ゴジラ日本はあかん

  16. King Ghidorah1210 says:

    She's your ex girlfriend Godzilla

  17. Delayna Garnenez says:

    Rodan cant see🤣

  18. Camyboy 10833 Ide says:

    If bagan had showed up earlier and what possessed rodan

  19. Carrisa Smith says:

    I love shin Godzilla Versus legendary Godzilla

  20. Jasmin Baluyot says:

    Tsggsh

  21. Jasmin Baluyot says:

    Godzilla👍👍👍👍👍👍

  22. Kaiju Fan101 says:

    I saw Skeleturtle!

  23. 李月 says:

    3:34little turtle

  24. Zackery German says:

    13:31 when you present a logical argument to your parents but they take it as an insult

  25. Zackery German says:

    3:25 when you tell your friend a real knee slapper

  26. Silas Aguilar says:

    How can movie products not make the monsters pass

  27. Chris Disanza says:

    Who else saw skeleturtle

  28. Thermonuclear Gamer says:

    Just realized he used the monarch sciences globe for the beginning

  29. chin pak min says:

    Look very good this but it's funny 😂 😂 😂

  30. Angela Denise says:

    Japan? Lives in tristar valley

  31. Angela Denise says:

    Zilla lives in tristar valley

  32. orangezilla 69 says:

    She looks like momo

  33. Joseph Manno says:

    And the amazing thing is they're all in character.

  34. Alexander Kiricko says:

    Hmmm , I dunno .

  35. Godzilla And Godzuki says:

    But the fact that Godzilla called that naked robot Kaiju
    A “Thotbot” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  36. Honestly I Dislike Mushrooms says:

    3:33 I JUST NOTICED SKELETURTLE!!!

  37. lloyd mediadero says:

    wait whats semen sample..?????

  38. ShinForcePony Fan2020 says:

    Unused Characters:
    Mabin
    Devil Dog
    Ink Monster
    Frowny
    Skull Guy
    Batty
    Robin
    King Kong
    Queen Rufus
    Twisted Chumchum
    Muto Joey
    Robot Tobus
    Tonnage
    Master Butterfly
    Giant Eagle
    Spongebob’s Death

  39. Christoph Lade says:

    I take nearly everything, but please, don't let Godzilla fly. The First try in Vs. the Smog Monster ( Hedorah) was more than enouth. Some of this Guys maybe can figth with Shin in his next Movie.

  40. Heated hoodie says:

    Adventures of
    The turtle,lizard and the bird

  41. Tyrant Swafford says:

    This was fun, Good job!

  42. zZome Xx says:

    Me like it

  43. rene macklish says:

    godzilla drugs

  44. Cat C. says:

    I only wish I'd seen this sooner. It's like a crossover of Godzilla/How to Train Your Dragon/Rudolf and the Island of Misfit Toys. I want to see some of those movies too, and I agree with Anguirus, Godzilla should fly sometime. Bitey things, lmao. Lol, Trees are Hardcore = I AM GROOT!!!!

  45. Jon Dornick says:

    ok good job

  46. Mikey Archambeault says:

    awww anguirus is so stinkin adorable

  47. OoferMcDoofer says:

    Anguirus is best doggo/child

  48. gary jamora says:

    Rodan is very good with Angirus .

    What if they became a couple!!!😄😄

  49. Lian the hedgehog supermariolian says:

    8:31 Godzilla:shut the f*** up rodan

  50. Minecraft Bro’s says:

    Y is godZilla so mean?

  51. T-Rex official on yt says:

    2:56 we need to use this as a meme. Any ideas?

  52. Godzilla ROBLOX says:

    What Do you Think these Monsters Are Hit like in my comment And repliy Thank you

  53. scourgonaught says:

    Give a man a clip he’ll make some money give him sfm and a vision? And he’ll make a godamn masterpiece

  54. Shinymax Gojura 95 says:

    8:30 Godzilla is so powerful a flick of air just smacked Rodan hard af.

  55. Striker says:

    man I loved the video very much time I hope you have more videos like this please make more videos like this

  56. Xathanyel Whaley says:

    By far the funniest shit I have ever seen!!!

  57. Robert Barry says:

    He f*cking caught it!!!
    Comedy GOLD

  58. Zesty Cake says:

    orga you are in wikizilla? orga!

  59. Jeanette Clemente says:

    This is not godzilla's roar thats a legendary godzilla

  60. JBO gaming says:

    i wish you made the part where the rejected rodan said he's his father but instead "luke i am your father"
    then rodan says "thats not my name"

  61. Golden GZ says:

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Anguirus duplicate himself:
    1:19

  62. Cheetos plays says:

    Make a part two?

  63. Stephany Fernandes says:

    Por que você não faz legenda
    Em português

  64. Gaming with Moon says:

    It’s so weird mothra throws a tree and it hits Godzilla gets hit by the tree like an hour later. But if you think about it mothra isn’t an unmade monster so she would be on a different island, that’s just my theory of why it hit him when she threw it an hour back

  65. MightyChronicles UraniusVoltronicus says:

    Are you going to make monsterverse rodan, mothra, ghidorah, kong, and every other creatures and titans

  66. Owen Obrien says:

    11:46 ouch

  67. Owen Obrien says:

    14:33 uh oh run mothra!

  68. TyTube Tyhanna T says:

    1:15 OOF THAT'S GOTTA HURT

  69. Ruben Bernal says:

    Rodan sounds like BATTRA

  70. KingNazaru says:

    Wasn't there plans to have Godzilla fight Cthulhu ?

  71. Σliskūya M. Thūrwolf says:

    lol Anguirus and rodan's reaction when godzilla yelled "I said hop!" they look at each other like "what's his problem?" reaction its so priceless

  72. Raptor Hunter 05 says:

    3:34 skeleturtle

  73. Родан Маес says:

    GODZNLLA я Россия э…🇯🇵 1954-2016 🇷🇺 2017-2018 🇺🇸 1998-2020 а почему 2020 🇺🇸 🇷🇺🇯🇵 друзья

  74. Susann Schneider says:

    Dgg

  75. Larry 101 says:

    Oh my God, it's anime girls in a nutshell. 9:04

  76. Slash Raptor123 says:

    13:04 😂😂😂

  77. David Spencer says:

    I'm like

  78. ultimate brony says:

    9:32 me when I dont understand homework at school

  79. Nathan The Author says:

    Let's be honest, out of any, Bagan has the highest chance of becoming canon, it's a matter of time.

  80. Degenerate W says:

    Which Godzilla theme is in this?

  81. Fadhil Faeyza says:

    Noob

  82. 2chaskell says:

    Man that was clever and funny, and the last minute pop up of zilla was gold

  83. GodzillaFan1954 Dude says:

    3:38 Skeleturtle!

  84. Blade688 Valencia says:

    Lol

  85. The Omega Carter Show says:

    This is underated and overated at the same time.

  86. The Plague's Channel says:

    14:22 yes.

  87. Susan.Palet9 says:

    What a performance ! The more I read the dialogue and the gesturing the more hooked I become. The helps obliterate the goofy franchise antics in the Godzilla movies of the eighties and nineties. Idiot jumps and stupid celebratory moves. This is cool and cerebral.

  88. EKGbrolar EKG says:

    Wheres bagan And tristar godzilla unmande design?

  89. EKGbrolar EKG says:

    Oh theres bagan

  90. Wily Wyvern // Metal Dragon Productions says:

    Smooth animation

  91. TommyKiryu 777 says:

    2:33 If you pause at the right moment, Anguirus looks like a giant, spiky scrotum.

  92. Titanic 3001 says:

    This video is very very FUNNY 😆🤣🤣😆🤣

  93. Bams Raja Dinosaurus says:

    Iol

  94. Sylvia Apa says:

    1:18 I laughed

  95. sirenia says:

    crazy anime, lol.

  96. Nallely Pacheco says:

    Godzilla vs. The banana splits

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