Cartoon & Comic Arts
I’m Sonic The hedgehog Nobody Knows Why I’m blue, nor does anyone care. Now this is platforming perfection! Mean You got Platforms… Platforms are Pretty Important… Spikes Bottomless pits… Robots… Wait, Robots?! Well, I guess that explains the missing animals. Anyways, platforming. I sure am exhausted from all that platforming. Well, maybe you shouldn’t have[…]
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Sonic in Mario Kart This isn’t SEGA All-Stars Racing! Out of the way! Hmph. *Sonic coughing noise* *Donkey Kong Chewing* AH! AH! AH! UH! UH! UH! UH! Disgusting! Yoshi! What!? Yoshi! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Those Nintendo secondary characters are ganging up on me! I’m the fastest in the World! I don’t need a run-down go-kart! AHHHH! Grrrr.[…]
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(lights up bong) (Game starting noise) – Okay, you ready? – Oh shit, yeah, yeah, yeah. – Here it comes. – Okay, okay I’m ready. (Exciting music) – What the? – [Rick] Alright, I’m bored. – Don’t even think about it. – Come on, are you kidding me, Jerry? (upbeat music) – Oh, there must[…]
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Huh, nice day today! Heya, Tails Oh, good morning Sonic. Were you up late working on the biplane or something last night? Well… I guess you could say that. Yes! Wasn’t me Uh… Tails? What’s in that box? I don’t know. It was on the porch this morning. Hand me the box cutter Huh, I[…]
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I saw a hedgehog today. Oh god, what a sight! It had long blue quills. They were looking like animated… It had red shoes, It had white gloves, Which I found was very unusual accessories a hedgehog would wear… Then it saw some gold rings! It spun… spun… spun… spun… And then it was gone….[…]
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Okay it’s 2:30 and i’m here to foil Eggman’s and hello urban me? And, hello? Urban me? Woah… What is this? Who am I? You are, um… Uhh… You know, actually, I have no idea. Have you seen Dr. Eggman around- What is this thing? Oh, hoah, woah, hello there Um, hey now, that’s a[…]
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Sonic: Hey Shadow! AW WHAT THE?! That should fix it. Sonic, I don’t think that’s- So what have you been up to shadow? If you must know, I’ve been planning on starting a cafe. Sonic: Oh, cool! Can I help? As annoying as you at least have somewhat of an understanding of how this world[…]
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Multiverse Wars Sonic versus Shadow Previously on Multiverse Wars Huh!? AH-HAA! Chaos Spear! You! Multiverse Wars Continues Well, if it isn’t fanfiction the hedgehog! You faker! You’re a disgrace to all hedgehog kind! Whatever you say Vegeta. Grrrrr! Huh? Grrrrrr! YAH! Grrr-YAH! Huh!? Guh. Grah! Pathetic! Ah, the truth can really hurt. Begone imposter! What?[…]
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Where did I go wrong? Here you go! I don’t need charity! Plumber! Charity was when Nintendo took you in… You ungrateful 32-bit failure. That’s it! Mamma…mia Time to shave that mustache clean off! You’re just like Sega! Always bowing down to the competition! You’ll be flattened on the road like most of your relatives![…]
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Sonic: hey shad you wanna go on a date? Shadow: not in a million years faker Sonic: what did i just say Shadow: wanna go on a date? Sonic: ok ok if you insist Shadow: What? Shadow: i said nothing like that Sonic: sure your the one who said it Shadow : you said it[…]
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