Cartoon & Comic Arts
At last I’ve uncovered the secrets of what it means to be a Disney princess behold princess Pat the first Theorist princess according to last week’s episode. I have everything I need I’ve got my royal fury dress, which is very highly merchandising Bowl to the four-year-olds I’ve got myself my sassy animal sidekick and[…]
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Hello Internet! Welcome to Film Theory! Where there’s no rambling spiel needed to open this episode. Because we all know why we’re here. To kill off as many Disney characters as we can. Then feel satisfied and have ourselves a merry little Christmas. Last time we started our emotionally scarring journey through the entire Disney[…]
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*Car engine* Matthew: Ohhh, I’m so nervous. Mickey Mouse: Ohh boy thank you! We’ll be in touch! Haha! NEXT! Matthew: Oh boy, looks like its my turn. Wish me luck, ladies! *Stomps* *THUD* Matthew: My name is Mathew Patrick and- Mickey Mouse: NEXT! Matthew: But- Mickey Mouse: NEXT! Matthew: Uhh, excuse me, but I- Mickey[…]
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Hello Internet, welcome to Film Theory. The show where I go to Hades and back to unearth the hidden truth behind movies made for children. Speaking of Hades, today we turn to an often overlooked but in my opinion tragically under appreciated Disney classic: Now granted, when it first came out in the late 90s,[…]
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Back in 2014, Big Hero 6 fast forwarded us to the year of 2150, to see a world where science is practically magic. Between Honey Lemon’s chem lab in a purse able to summon every element on the periodic table, Tomago’s electromagnetic rollerblades and Baymax’s cutting-edge diagnostic technology, any way you slice it, Disney’s vision[…]
Continue ReadingOkay so everyone always thinks about Pinocchio’s nose because it’s quite literally right there in your face but have you ever considered this ? In order to keep standing Pinocchio would need to bend backwards significantly to balance out the added weight of that branch and eventually even the bird’s nest at the end. But[…]
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I’m just gonna come right out and say it: Zac Efron, you stole my career sir! It should’ve been me as Troy Bolton in High School Musical. We both dance, act, and sing…except one of us doesn’t need autotune *cough cough* who performed as kids, we were born less than a year apart, and we[…]
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Hello Internet! Welcome to Film Theory. The anti-hero of your childhood. Shooting down your favorite movie franchises and being a bigger try-hard than Syndrome himself. Today, much like Pixar, we’re going back to the Incredibles. And, in case you missed our last episode on them, make sure you check it our by using the ‘i’[…]
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In Disney’s Moana we see former wrestler Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson play Maui, a powerful Polynesian Demi-God. THAT makes sense. But who knew he could sing? Well, old school wrestling fans. That’s who. The Rock: Bright light city gonna set my soul! Gonna set my soul on fire! So viva Rock Vegas! Viva Rock Vegas[…]
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You know, when you stop and look at it, one film in Pixar’s catalogue truly shows us the dangers of the rampant consumerism in today’s culture. It’s a statement on the human desire to accumulate more and more and more useless stuff that just becomes garbage, meaningless trash that eventually cycles back to becoming meaningless[…]
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