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Burnie: So the other day we had the Million Dollars But Season Five wrap party. So I had the id- so I thought- I was already home, I thought, ‘I want to go out and actually have a couple beers.’ ‘So I’m gonna take an Uber, instead of driving myself there.’ I went to go[…]
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*festive music* *festive music* I always hear the horror stories about executives throwing shit Oh my, I know I have many stories about.. (Really?) Well, this guy was an absolute madman And he like you know – he may or may not have had a drug problem at one point that made him very excitable,[…]
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Burnie: I read a article recently about, y’know, a private company is looking for people who want to go to Mars and not come back. Jack: Oh yeah, I heard about that. Gus: I would do it. Jack: With, or without your wife? Gavin: You would not, you keep saying stuff like this all the[…]
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Dan is a fucking idiot he told another story about how he doesn’t understand menus every interaction between him and a waitress takes forever. There’s like a ring of confusion where she’s explaining it back to him and he’s not listening (yeah!), trying to mix meals… He once tried to order the Burrito Fajitas or[…]
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Michael: Way under the radar, they reintroduced chicken tenders at McDonald’s, right? Jack: Oh yeah, that’s right. Michael: Because they had Chicken Selects for years, but they like, they stopped serving them like three years ago. Alfredo: It was like- Alfredo: -buttermilk chicken? Michael: Yeah. I was talking to Lindsay about, about- having a very[…]
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LINDSAY: So our baby shower, my baby show, came up BARBARA: [laughs] *our* baby shower MILES: [laughs] Congratulations. MARIEL: I was one of the main characters in that baby shower LINDSAY: Yes, you truly were in a way. LINDSAY: Everyone came over, we’re having a blast. So we had this thing where we would guess[…]
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Gavin: Speaking of horrifying, I went downtown this weekend… Gus: Downtown’s already horrifying. Gavin: We’re out in this place, it’s one of those places where the bar itself is quite small… But the outdoor bit was massive, loads of people. And one of those porta-potties in the back. So, I spotted it and I was[…]
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I once dated a girl who had a really cool car. I met her, I thought she was pretty decent and then found out she had a really cool car. So I dated her longer than I should have. -Did you guys fuck in the car? -No, no, she- -What, bullshit! -She was celibate, it[…]
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BURNIE: Gavin or Google? Google or Gavin? Which one said it? Let’s find out! GAVIN: I’m feeling lucky! BURNIE: The first phrase was, “do cats know..?” BARBARA: Oh, great. BURNIE: “Do cats know… when you turn off the light?” BURNIE: Which is a great question, because just recently Ashley’s cat Nutmeg was in the middle[…]
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Miles: Oh God… Barbara: Yeah, could I say– *laughing* Blaine: We– okay, so… We filmed ourselves getting blackout drunk Blaine: Like, that’s the drunkest I’ve every been in my life Blaine: And Miles was like my father Barbara: We saw Miles: I was at the office until one in the morning Chris: *laughing* Miles: Taking[…]
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