Julius: Okay, you’re gonna go and leave a little surprise in the pool.. Julius: …using this detergent. Darwin: But trespassing is wrong. It’s one of the seven sins, along with Pride, Rap, Sleepy, Dopey, Blitzen. Julius: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, it’s not tresspassing if it’s for a good cause. Darwin: Why is this a good cause?
Julius: Because every child deserves access to clean water? Darwin: That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever heard. Okay, how am I gonna do this? Julius: Just use your head kid. Darwin: Okay. (Slams into door) Julius: What are you doing? Darwin: Using my head. Julius: Here, use this. Darwin: Thank you. (Places credit card into mail slot) Julius: Why did you do that? Darwin: To pay for the damage to the door. Julius: No, it was to open the door. It’s got my name and address on it! Darwin: Oh cool, then you’ll be able to return it! Julius: Come here. We gotta get it back on the count of three, Julius: I’ll lift it up and you drop and roll. One, two, three. Julius: No, you’re supposed to go in to get the- Aaah! Darwin: Give me your phone. Darwin: My friend injured his foot, and he needs medical assistance. Julius: Who is that? Darwin: 911. Julius: Are you crazy?! Darwin: Don’t worry. I’m not gonna be all like, “Oh yeah, my friend Julius Oppenheimer Jr. who lives on Park Row broke his foot while trying to trespass at the public pool.” 911: What? Darwin: I mean, this is an anonymous call! Julius: You just gave them my name and address! Darwin: Ah, anonymously. Julius: And they can trace the call! Darwin: Not anymore. Julius: My phone! No just help me get my foot out. (Pulls foot out) Julius: Thanks for nothing! (Attempts to kick Darwin) Julius: Aaah! (Groaning in pain while siren is heard) Julius: They’re coming, gotta help me. Julius: No, they’re gonna see us! Darwin: Quick, let’s kiss to hide our faces. It always works in spy movies Julius: No no no no no! Darwin: Sorry. Julius: I’m fine, and given a choice, I’d take this option again.