Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Mob Cookies & Clean Butthole Land

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Mob Cookies & Clean Butthole Land


Barbara: Give us a little backstory about this photo.
Lindsay: Well, uh, one, it’s in Girl Scouts. Lindsay: As you can see, cuz’ we have the badges and people are in there. Sweet vest. Lindsay: So I was already the problem child. I actually got kicked out of my Girl Scout Troop.
*Mariel laughs* Ryan: Were you like running like a cookie racket or something?
*laughter* Lindsay: It’s definitely like mixed in with the bully tendencies too, they’re like- Lindsay: “You don’t belong here, like this place is for friendship and learning.
Barbara: Wow. Ryan: Were you rolling up on houses like-
*knocks thrice* Lindsay: Yo.
Ryan: “Hey, let’s have a chat.”
*laughter* Ryan: “I see you only bought a couple thin mints.”
Barbara: Smoking your cigarettes-
Mariel: Exactly. Lindsay: How much? How many you need? How many thin mints you want? Lindsay: You know you want some.
Ryan: I got- I got quotas to make, alright? Barbara: Listen, I’m not gonna let you shut this door, unless you buy five boxes from me right now.
*Mariel laughs* Ryan: It’s gonna get real unpleasant; that’s your car in the driveway?
*laughter intensifies* Ryan: Be a real shame if something happened to that.
*laughter continues* Lindsay: I got my baseball bat right here. Ryan: My girls are all ready, they’re all hopped up on the cookies.
*giggles and laughs* Lindsay: God. I-I wish I had that like, mentality or even like that intelligence, but no. I wasn’t gonna really do it.
Ryan: You wish you were a mob boss. Lindsay: Yeah! Hell yeah, as a kid? It’d be awesome.
Ryan: Alright. Mica: The way to summarize Japan, my dad said it really, really well- Mica: -is that Japan is a whole country of people that not only give one fuck, Mica: But they give multiple fucks every day. They give all the fucks-
Barbara: They give all the fucks. Mica: Like the taxi drivers, wear white gloves and their cars are incredibly clean, Mica: First of all, the doors open for you. Mica: And-
Chris: And the curtains, and the doors- Mica: And everything’s automatic!
Mariel: And the bed vibrates! Mica: Also the- every bathroom, even in train stations, Disneyland, all public bathrooms-
Barbara: That’s what I want in a hotel. Mica: -are Toto-heated toilet seats with bidets? That self-clean, and if you’re a nurse here- Barbara: That’s why it’s such a good, nice country. It’s because everyone’s buttholes are CLEAAAAAN-
Mica: Yes. Mica: That’s what it is! And if you-
Mariel: Keep your assholes clean, nothing bad happens! Mica: If you’re a nervous pee-er or a ner- or don’t want to like, be loud pooping in public, Mica: Uh, every public bathroom has bird and waterfall noises. Mariel: Oh my god.
Mica: To mask your peeing.
Barbara: Mmm. Mariel: Holy shit, dude.
Barbara: But you’d know what’s going on. Mica: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON, BUT LIKE YOU-
Chris: That’s not a bird in there- Chris: That bird does not make that noise.
Mica: No!

David Anderson

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100 thoughts on “Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Mob Cookies & Clean Butthole Land

  1. Travis McNasty says:

    This was not funny nor well done.

    RT is phoney and Hollywood af now.

  2. MEMES MEMES says:

    I mean we're is camp camp

  3. Cody Corley says:

    I can't..i'm dying, XD Chris and that bird at the end 1:34

  4. Trident Productions says:

    I just don’t think these guys are funny anymore

  5. Elliot Kim says:

    The more I learn about Lindsay and her bullying, the more uncomfortable I get with her.

  6. Terra Estrahl says:

    That's like…main city Tokyo. And maybe a few major city areas and hotels.

    The rest of Japan you're lucky to get a squat toilet in the middle of nowhere. Sit down toilets are for houses and hotels, SOMETIMES.

  7. Mr. Spoon says:

    0:43 That's that one flower scout from Camp Camp!

  8. Totally NOT Yoshikage Kira. says:

    ugh. mica Burton.

  9. GrimlockThe18 says:

    Hey thanks youtube for giving me the notification 11 hours after the fact

  10. YouAnd OnlyYou says:

    "Hey buddy, wanna hear how hard I can pee?"
    Slams waterfall button

  11. Freddyfaz Pony games and comics says:

    ERRRIIIIIIIN

  12. Freddyfaz Pony games and comics says:

    0:53 more camp camp references

  13. Lindsay M. says:

    So I just came from AHWU and Jeremy got an old trumpet so when I saw the bird with the trumpet my immediate thought was LIL J WHAT ARE YOU DOIN!?! Just subconsciously not even rendering that was a bird. I bet that bird was that SpIx Macaw that just went extinct. I see you animators… I see you.

  14. Stephen Cevallos says:

    That thumbnail gets me every time I see it.

  15. JAMCastillo1 says:

    A bidet
    Bird with trumpet
    A birdet?

  16. Razzman says:

    Okay but I really miss having a bidet in my life after my study abroad in Japan.

  17. Inora Faolan says:

    What confuses me is that Japan is so clean in so many ways, and yet-according to my brother who went there-they don't often have hand soap, the water (from the sinks) is almost always cold, and there's no way to really dry your hands (no paper towels or anything). What's up with that?

  18. nobody says:

    Whoever animates these has been on it lately. Good stuff

  19. pwise6262 says:

    I'm gonna be honest here, I feel that bidets should be a common hygiene thing, though I've never used one in my life

  20. Your Dignity says:

    0:53 gets flower scouts flashbacks

  21. vandalman8 says:

    What happened to roosterteeth?

  22. MrDamienBane says:

    the bird and waterfall noises were added to stop people from over flushing to cover the noise.

  23. Hardcase says:

    so is this what cookin' cookies is based on

  24. 9ooglesuxballs says:

    Can anyone explain to me the bit at 1:24 when something pops up momentarily behind Barb? I'm missing that reference.

  25. Edgar says:

    Poor bird… #letthebirdjazz

  26. Bastion Unit B73 says:

    Looks like someone opened the arc of the covenant

  27. XzTS says:

    That poor trumpet birb

  28. تالللام تللل says:

    اشتركوووو في قناتي وهاذا الشي راح يساعدكم ويساعدني بليززز

  29. Daniel Staples says:

    I'm pretty sure that the ark of the covenant is just a Japanese bathroom, it's so clean it literally burns your face off

  30. Spartan Dusk says:

    I actually lost some respect for her now

  31. Ali3nat0r says:

    So Lindsay was the real life Nikki

  32. Stoned Homer says:

    I bet a Lyre bird can make that noise 😜

  33. o0Avalon0o says:

    1:26 EvEryOne's BuTtHolEs are CLEAN!!!

  34. Fandom Trash says:

    0:45 ERIN???

  35. Mac Davis says:

    I already buy 5 boxes of thin mints every girl scout season. Nice to know Lindsay won't bully me.

  36. Ricardo Jr Cabriales says:

    Did anyone notice the flower scouts cameo

  37. Connie is a Con says:

    0:44 camp camp reference

  38. tim kolaid says:

    Is blood fest ever coming out on dvd

  39. cliffnorm101 says:

    Soo everything you said about japan is false besides the taxi doors, not everywhere has all those fancy things or is super clean like you say.

  40. Noah Nobody says:

    Everyone has clean buttholes in Finland too. It really makes a difference to your well-being.

  41. ♥︎XxLavender_MoonxX♥︎ says:

    Erin from Camp Camp

  42. RubyGames48 says:

    HEY THE AMERICANS ARE THE LOUD ONES

  43. Cold Salad says:

    I live in Japan and this is pretty accurate.

  44. Adrian Nelson says:

    That bird and waterfall noise button should be installed here too. Girls have been causing water damage to malls because they left the tap on while peeing because "peeing noises are embarrassing", and then left the bathroom without turning the tap off, causing it to overflow.

  45. TrickWithAKnife says:

    Not all toilets have a bidet, and not everyone uses it even when they do. I do. It's glorious, especially when you have an upset stomach.
    If they do have a bidet, then they probably have a heating function. But many places are too cheap to use it.
    The background noises should be part of every toilet, but I've seen them on maybe 20% or less of the toilets I've used.
    The self cleaning function is slightly better than nothing, but barely.

  46. SHADOW 最高 says:

    I can confirm. Everything in Japan is super clean and efficient. Even outdoor bathrooms that are usually absolute trash are like eat off the floor clean.

  47. Christopher Robin says:

    Ok

  48. Glaceon Gaming says:

    I like the camp camp references

  49. Millicent Schächter says:

    Cookin' Cookies

  50. CJ R says:

    There's two references to Camp Camp in this.

  51. GOLD! GOLD! GOLD! says:

    The whole “mob cookies” thing reminds me of the Camp Camp episode “Cookin’ Cookies”

    Not to mention the flowerscout Erin makes a cameo in this 😊

  52. Jeremiah Smith says:

    Camp camp reference

  53. Caboose Productionz says:

    😂😂😂😂

  54. Tahoi5678 says:

    Hearing Ryan's deep voice coming out of animated little Lindsay is the funniest thing I've had the pleasure of watching this week

  55. HazzaK says:

    none of this was funny because it included lindsay

  56. Dylan Waller says:

    I mean, say whatever nice thing you will about Japan, but that won’t change the rampant xenophobia, ethnic prejudices, or their widespread refusal to take responsibility for the horrific atrocities they committed during WWII

  57. Bronze says:

    The Cookie Killer.

  58. CTSFive says:

    Remember when these used to be good anecdotes?

  59. Jesse Torres says:

    Wow. People can mature and change, and reflect on past challenges with levity. & cities around the world put on their best face for tourists. Scandalous.

    Also, Tulsi Gabbard 2020

  60. #1740282749492010394 says:

    0:43 Camp Camp cameo

  61. Biscotty says:

    omg Japan is a utopia…

    and I live in Canada…

  62. TheFizzKid says:

    that cockatoo looked so sad i want him to play for me and to give him cuddles and scratches

  63. STE Jambo says:

    0:51 Nice Camp Camp reference

  64. Jason Cole says:

    Having Ryan's mobster voice over a little girl is the most hilarious thing I've seen in my entire life.

  65. Nasir Ali says:

    I saw that girl from camp camp. Nice cameo, Rooster Teeth.

  66. fireaza says:

    Oh I WISH that ALL public toilets had the bidets. Aside from the many squat-style toilets that are still common in Japan, there's still a good percent of Western-style toilets that don't have the bidet function. Being forced to use toilet paper like a goddamned animal is just the worst!

  67. yuki kishimoto says:

    Ughhg i need captions im sitting on the bus and i cant hear over my headphones 😥😥

  68. supsick says:

    lost it at the stall door blowing off

  69. Basically Vlogs! says:

    I SEE ERIN

  70. d good says:

    I have no comment.

  71. Beandonuts says:

    Yeah, I went to japan and not every bathroom is nice. Encountered many that where the ones that were just holes in the group essentially.

  72. Dawnslight16 says:

    Maybe that's how they came up with the Flower Scouts in Camp Camp

  73. PineappleBob04 says:

    I didn't know that about the toilet at some places and I live in Okinawa, Japan?

  74. Aye Lmao says:

    1:26 N-Nani?!

  75. DrewWhiskey says:

    Ha we Nuked japan

  76. Bowen Orcutt says:

    So is this where the idea for that one episode of Camp Camp came from?

  77. Juan Estevez says:

    0:50 was that the girl from camp camp

  78. Halby G says:

    The thing about Japan – very interesting. They have many rules and procedures and find many "western" things offensive, but there are so many things that Japanese people do that "westerners" find offensive.

  79. Faith Medley says:

    That camp camp reference

  80. Echo 812 says:

    Viiiiickkkkkyyyyyyyyyy

  81. Xochi S says:

    Looks like someone’s 368th!

  82. Li'lBlu RidingHood says:

    That moment when Ruby Rose was once a member of The Flower Scouts. Things started to really go down hill when they put "Mexican Cane Sugar"
    (coughbasicallycrystalmethcough) in their cookies.

    Brb. Gonna write a RWBY X Camp Camp crossover fic.

  83. bellmandi86 says:

    Hnnnnn it shouldn’t bother me, but Trefoils are in a blue box and Do-Si-Dos are in an orange box. 🍪

  84. Mago Mandrake says:

    So that's where the Cookin' Cookies episode came from.

  85. Juan Estevez says:

    Is why they made flower scouts in camp camp

  86. MahineMarandy says:

    Just noticed erid 😂

  87. The Unholy Smirk says:

    well someone watches camp camp

  88. RIP Etika says:

    And that's how the flower scouts were made from Camp Camp…

  89. Laura Evans says:

    Is this where they got the idea for the one Camp Camp episode?

  90. Conor Croke says:

    I feel like this was the inspiration for that Camp Camp episode centred on the flower scouts

  91. John Mirle Scearcy says:

    Reminds me of the episode of the Boondocks with the candy bars

  92. HartSickle says:

    This is accurate for half the toilets in Japan. The other half are holes in the ground.

  93. Good Boi says:

    0:53 is basically Camp Camp season 2 episode 11

  94. Henry Attfield says:

    She sounds like Slappy.

  95. Gilbert Rueger says:

    Aw, little cartoon Erin at 0:43 😛

  96. The More You Know says:

    Unless you travel 5 seconds outside of any Japanese city

  97. KingJohnMichael says:

    the comments section is full of racistism

  98. Marko Islamovic says:

    1:28 Wtf Barabara you look like you've been scared to death

  99. Paul Williams says:

    0:50 Camp Camp reference.

  100. RusticGiraffe42 says:

    I miss Mica. She was cool.

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