Jeremy: Still on the topic of all inclusives, There’s like- one of my favorite things to do with those is to go up to the bar and just be like… “Make whatever.” Michael: Sure.
You know what I mean, right? Like I’ll just be like- Michael: Gimme your specialty, or something. Yeah.
Jeremy: Yeah, just do WHATEVER ya want. Like here’s the kinda shit I like, Go for it. So I walked up to the bar and when I did that, and uh… They gave me a drink, and there were these two guys next standing next to me. And one looks at me and he’s like: He’s like, “I like that!” “I like your style, kid!” And I was like… thanks? Like I was probably 19 at this point? But like, you could drink at 18 there. So I’m like, cool. And uhhh… They’re like- “Wanna do a tequila shot with us?” “Like we’re doin’ one right now.” I was like “Alright, sure?” And he was like- “WAIT-” “How’s it goin’?” “Friends call me J-Money!” *Michael snickers*
So he introduces- Michael: How old was this guy? Jeremy: Uhhh… like, maybe 30 at most? Michael: Okay, cause I was- I was pegging him at 55.
Geoff: So not old at all! Old man. Jeremy: No, no, no-
Geoff: (talked over)- you’re a cool guy, you would, yeah. Michael, pretending to be J-Money: License says here, sonny, I’m 30!
Jeremy: No, no, no, cuz’ he’s like, no- He’s like… you know, “Friends call me J-Money!” “YOU can call me J-MONEY.”
Michael, snickering: Okay? Michael: Okay?
Jeremy: Like “okay?” And he’s like- “This is my friend,” “Down Town Vic Brown.” *Michael losing his mind while Jeremy snorts* Michael: Good start! Jeremy: I was like- “Alright!” Jeremy, laughing: And then they- they poured a shot! *still struggling* Tequila for all of us. And uh, Like, you know, so at 18, I haven’t been drinking THAT much. Michael: Uh-huh.
Like you know I’m 19, but, *snickers* oh- Had like a shot of Tequila and then they were like, “ALRIGHT, one more!” “This one’s fer-” Like… “What are you?” And I was like- Michael: J… Jerem-?
I was like- “Jeremy?” And he’s like, “no, no, no,” “WHO ARE YOU?” And I was like… “Jooley?” “ALRIGHT, JOOLEY!” Michael: If only we knew at the time, it would’ve been like… “MONSTER TRUCK!” Yeah!
Jeremy, in aggressive agreement: MONSTER TRUCK! They’re like, “alright, Jooley! J-Money!” “Down Town Vic Brown!” “‘Nother shot!” So we had another shot! And so I walked back to my PARENTS, *laughter* That’s who I was there with!
*Geoff laughing his ass off* I was there with my family! Michael: I got GOT!
Like I was- Michael: I got- *stutters* J-Money got me!
Jeremy: And I like- sat down with them, and like, I was just SWEATING and I didn’t even realize it, Cuz’ like all the alcohol was coursing through me and it was really like humid out? My parents’re like- “What the fuck happened to you?” And I was like- “Fuckin’ Down Town Vic Brown, man.” “And J-Money.” *laughs* “They were all over-”
Michael, imitating Jeremy’s parents: “Wait, did you do-” “-heroin, what are you talking about?!”
Jeremy: “THEY WERE ALL OVER ME!” *Jeremy laughs*
Lindsay: Did I walk into a story? Goodness. Michael: Yeah, it was a good one.