Burnie: Dan might be one of the most like, loveable bufoons. We went out to dinner I guess he assumed that everything was all inclusive? So he busts out the cocktail menu And he decides to order like, every girly drink on the menu And I mean, some of them were so like, crazy, they were big fishbowls, with like glowing ice cubes Gavin: The ice cubes were flashing Burnie: They were flashing. He had a last tango, a bluetini, (laughing) Burnie: A mango madness, (laughing) a razzjito, Jack: Razzjito? Burnie: And then the bill came, and I said Whoa! I said, Dan look how much all your stuff was And he’s just like, “uhhh” And, so it’s like he had like 350 dollars worth of drinks Gavin: You said, before the bill came, he’s like “You know these drinks aren’t free.” And he’s like, “What?” (laughing, static) Burnie: Gavin showed me a funny message, from a girl Gavin: Do you wanna read this out? (giggling) Gus: Okay.. Gus: I’ll be the girl and you be you, okay? Burnie: Aww, I wanna be the girl.
Gus: No I’ll be the girl. You’re always the girl, I wanna be the girl Michael: You were the girl last time Burnie, let Gus be the girl Gus, as girl: I’m a huge fan of The Slow Mo Guys™, I love your work! Gavin: Thanks. Girl Gus: I don’t know if Daniel’s told you about me, ha ha Gavin: I dunno, maybe? What should I know about you Girl Gus: He may have mentioned a threesome? (Laughing) Burnie: Gavin showed it to me and while he’s looking at it I immediately tapped it, typed in okay and hit send, (Gus laughing) but it’s a fuckin’ screenshot (Laughing) Michael: I already saw him send okay anyways so Burnie: Ha Ha, so it all works out?
Michael: Yeah (RT elevator music)