Chris: Do you see that video of that guy throwing the- the air can… into an oven indoors? Gus: Oh, yeah, it was like a wood-burning stove? *Gavin laughs*
When it- when it exploded it, looked like… … shrapnel and bullets, coming straight at the camera, for like a frame or two, You see like… glowing red hot embers shooting at the person with the camera. And he turns away, and then it comes back and like, the room’s half on fire. Chris: And they’re just laughing. They’re like, “Ohhhhh!!!” *Gavin laughs*
Chris: It’s like, they’re fine, I don’t know. Gavin: Yeah, embers are cool because… if you get hit with them, it’s- it like it hurts, But it’s never… as bad as it looks, when they like puff and go everywhere on ya. Chris: You know what hurts worse than embers? Is oil when you’re cooking naked. *Gavin struggling to not laugh* Gus: Why are you cooking naked, Chris? Gavin: And- and you’re circumcised, so you have no protection. *Chris wheezes*
Gavin: And- and you’re circumcised, so you have no protection. *Chris and distant broadcast member laughs* Chris: It’s just, you know, you just get-
Gavin: Do you get oil on your bell end? Gavin: Do you get oil on your bell end? Chris: I mean it- *stutters* -it’s like, it can happen. *Gavin laughs*
You’re cooking naked. I might- yeah, that’s definitely the worst place. Gus: Chris, have you ever cooked naked? Chris: Yes!
Gus: Why? Chris: Because I didn’t have clothes on when I started cooking, but- *laughing* And it’s like- *laughing* And it’s like-
Gus, absolutely done: Chris. Chris: What?!
Gus: Why didn’t you put clothes on and then cook? Chris: Uh, well- *splutters* I don’t-? *continues fumbling* I mean, I could, but then it’s like a whole ‘nother step. And then if I get oil on, I’m gonna have dirty clothes on. *laughs* It’s what I’m trying to say.
Gavin: So you’d rather get oil on your one and only penis, Than-
Chris: And it’s not like it’s aiming- I- It’s really just like a, wake up in the morning… time to cook breakfast. Ah-
Gus: So you sleep naked. Chris: Sometimes. Not always, but yes, sometimes. And then, I’m just like go to the kitchen, get some water, I’m like, “I’m hungry,” Cook some eggs, oil, whatever. Splatter bacon. Bacon’s dangerous. Gus: I-I’ve-I’ve never thought to cook naked because… even if I’m naked, I think, “I don’t want to burn myself.” I would rather put clothes on. And I’m- it’s never like I’m hanging out in my house naked either. Chris: Mhm. Gus: So I can’t believe, you’re in that state to begin with and then you immediately- Chris: Well, you’ve gotta have- *stutters*
Gus: -start cooking without putting something on. Chris: You just have to like, cook with- leaning forward. Gavin: But, or you could just put on boxers? Chris: Yeah yeah, I- Sometimes, I’ll do it in my boxers, to be fair. If I’m wearing- if I’m sleeping in boxers, Then I’ll cook in my boxers.
Gavin: Or a cooking apron? Chris: I don’t have an apron. I could- I guess I could do a towel around my front? Or-
*Gavin laughs* *Gavin laughs* Chris: I don’t know.
Gus: Or clothes! Gavin, wheezing with laughter: Just get dressed!
Chris: Or a shirt, yeah. Gus: I mean, why are we looking at all these other solutions?
Chris: Or a shirt, yeah. Gus: I mean, why are we looking at all these other solutions? Gavin: I guess I could come to work in a towel?