Hey I gotta a question If you had to roleplay as one of batman’s infamous super villains during sex which one would you choose and why? Gaivn: Penguin
Blane: Bane Miles: WHOOOOOOOOOO, What! Why?
Gus: I was gonna say The Penguin BANE (Confused Miles noise) I WILL BREAK YOU (Miles giggles)
Gus: What are you?
Gavin: What – Blane: Bane
Gavin: – Bane, wha – did you watch some sort of asian version Blane: No, Bane
Miles: Noooooooo, That’s the, ah look in the animated he, look You know Blane: He’s like a luchadore, he’s a… luch Miles: Ok yea now Ok I can see that Blane: You guys making fun of me for it Miles: Why the fuck would you choose The Penguin Gus: I think The Penguins funny, Yea haha Miles: That’s what your want during sex is the girl laughing you Gus: Sure why not? Gavin: Yea, the big fat lob it be funny Miles: Ok what are you gonna do, like you walk in the room as as as Batman’s archnemisis, The Penguin. GO Miles: Boy… I just
Gus: Who did you make that noise? (laughter) That’s a weird sound Miles: Should be clayface Miles: Alright, Uh well I’m dry as a bone right now, your gonna need to do better than that
Gavin: Right Gavin: I guess it wouldn’t, Yea I mean. It would have to be specifically requested Gavin: To go into that hoping for the best is not gonna happen is it Miles: Here’s how you, here’s how you successfully pull off The Penguin’s Role Play, Right Gavin: Alright Miles: You go out You plan for this night, You go out you buy an umbrella Miles: You retrofit that thing the fucking dildo on a bunch of other weird toys Miles: Because he’s known for his hidden weapons in the umbrella and his gagets Miles: You pull that shit out and she’s be like, He did his homework Miles: Thats Sexy Gavin, Jesus
Gavin: I’m gonna come in, trip on my flippers (Laughter) Blane: Bane is way cooler