Mmm, I’ve been
dreaming of this all day! And I have just enough time
to devour it and get home before curfew,
if I eat fast. Which has never been a problem. Hands in the air,
and nobody gets hurt! -Ahh!
-Gimme the cash, old man. Not so fast, masked fiend! [laughs] Like you’re
gonna do anything, little girl? Putting on a mask
and having giant ugly hands doesn’t make you
a super hero, kid. There’s no reason
to call my hands names. They haven’t done anything
to you… yet! [grunting] [laughs] Ya missed! Did I, though? [grunts, groans] This ought to hold ’em
until the cops get here, sir. [Ms. Marvel]
Aah! Sandwich! Nooo! Oh, no! I am way late! [snoring] [gasps] Kamala, wake up!
You are going to be late! Hey, and don’t think
I didn’t notice you breaking curfew
last night, eh? Wha-who-where-how?! OK, OK, I’m going, Ammi. Not so much pushing. Beti, you need
to get more sleep. Your studies must come first! Don’t make me ground you
from the fan fictions, too. Wait. Writing them
or reading them? [both]
Both! Yikes. That is serious. Hey, Kamala!
You running late, too? Gimme a break, Bruno! All I hear
are complaints today. Wow! I guess someone woke up
on the wrong side of the bed. Sorry, sorry. But yeah! I mean, someone
got almost no sleep, got yelled at
for missing curfew, got threatened with grounding, and had to watch
a perfectly delicious sandwich fall on the floor last night while saving the world
from evildoers. Ugh, things are not the best. I don’t even know
what day it is. I can at least help you out
with the day of the week. It’s Friday!
And, more importantly, field trip day! [sighs] So much for
taking a nap in homeroom. Wow! This thing is rad! Cool! Asgardian engravings! [gasps] I wonder
what they say! [people panicking] Run! Run! Huh? Oh no! -[people screaming]
-Loki! [Loki] Yes, yes.
Run away, little humans. I’ve no interest in you today. Well, not yet.
First, I’ve come to see about a very special
magic glove. Perhaps one of you
could be so kind as to direct me
to where you keep your Asgardian artifacts? This would be silver and gold with fine engravings
along the edges. A glove fit for a King! [Kamala]
Oh, no! -[people screaming]
-[Loki] Yes, Yes. Run, little human lemmings. But have any of you,
by chance, seen my glove? OK, so it’s not actually
my glove, but if I put it on,
I’ll be able to wield Thor’s Hammer Mjolnir,
so who will contest me then? Bruno, get out of here, and take as many people
with you as you can. [grunts, panting] [shudders]
Sorry for the accommodations, fancy glove,
but it’s for the best. [Loki]
Well, if you won’t
take me to it, I suppose I can find
another way. Perhaps bringing it to me! [Ms. Marvel]
Huh? Eep! Uh– I– I’m gonna have
to ask you to return that glove and leave the museum
immediately, Loki. Why, hello, puny masked human. What a strange large hand
you have. For the last time,
hand over the glove! Hmm. Pass! [grunts, groans] It is good that you are now
on your knees, small one. That is a proper
show of respect. [Thor] None here desire
to pay respect to thou, Loki! Thor! Yes! Leave this place in peace,
or answer to me! Not today, brother.
And thank you for saving me the trouble
of looking for Mjolnir by bringing it right to me. With the power of Járngreipr, I’m going to take it
right out of your hand. That day will never come! [grunts] Hmm. Counterpoint.
That day is today! Wha–? If I can’t keep him
from the glove, I’ll just have to keep him
from the hammer! -Mr. God of Thunder?
-[Thor grunts] In case we don’t survive,
I have to tell you, you’re in my top five
favorite heroes -of all time!
-[questioning grunt] [Loki]
You think you can outrun -a magical being? Silly girl.
-Aah! I may not be able
to pick up Mjolnir myself, but I can pick up Thor! Uh, I have an idea, sir,
but I apologize in advance. -Hm?
-For using you as a bat! [Loki grunting, groaning] Uh, so, I guess I’ll just
put you down now, Mr. God of Thunder, sir. A giant hand fitting
for a giant hero. What is thy name? Ms. Marvel. Aye. A Marvel indeed! Forgive my haste,
but I must deal with mine troublesome brother
before he regains his senses. N-no problem! I will also be
returning Járngreipr to Asgard, where it belongs. Um, the museum people
might have a problem with that? I will offer them
a worthy exchange. Ah! Perhaps something
w-with mine signature. People of Midgard
love the signature of Thor. Before I depart, I must ask– I am only in thy top five? Totally top three now! Aye. Much better! Bruno, he smelled like
lavender and justice. That’s great,
but you’ve still got a field trip to get back to. Where are your regular clothes? [gulps] You’re sitting
by yourself on the bus ride back.