KINGSLUG INDUSTRIES Are we sure about working here, Hank? Isn’t King Slug kinda…evil? Nobody with their name
on a building is evil, Roger. KINGSLUG TOWER Well, hello! New recruits?
Orientation is this way. This is a bad idea. What are you talking about?
This is going to be great! DON’T ASK QUESTIONS! Every employee of the month gets
a plaque with their picture on the wall. He-he. Even you two could be up there one day. Oh! The company perks are amazing!
You’re gonna love it here! Now if you’ll just take a seat in here,
that’d be great. Boy, I’m so glad to get you two started. Every team member here is
a stepping stone to our success. Seriously?! A movie on the first day?! Ha! This is the best job ever! We don’t even know
what our jobs are yet, Hank. Excuse me, sir? I’d like to ask a question. Uh-uh-uh! The first rule of King Slug Industries
is that you NEVER ask any questions. – Aa-ha-ha-halrighty then, let’s get started.
– Mm… Welcome to King Slug Industries. Opened by King Slug himself, KSI started
as a small, humble, mom-and-pop corporation. Ha-ha-ha! From these humble beginnings,
King Slug single-handedly turned KSI into the dominant company it is today… With new products dropping every day. Aah! And he brilliantly did so
by utilizing our main resource – you, the employee. You’re joining an elite, super exclusive team
of billions of Slugs Minutia-wide. And as a member of the team – you’ll enjoy an unbeatable atmosphere.
– Oh… Yes, you the employee are our most valuable resource… And here at KSI,
our resources are completely expendable. These resources allow us
to push into new frontiers as we go where no Slug has gone before. So as King Slug Industries continues
to lead the way in innovation, we hope you’ll be with us
for as long as we need you. OK… Now for your job assignments… Job with the slide,
job with the slide, job with the slide. Ha-ha! You two are Test Fiends. Hm? Nobody said anything about a test! What exactly does a Test Fiend do– Ah, ah, ah.
Remember the first rule. No questions. Ha-ha-ha! FIRST RULE OF KSI Heh…I kind of look good in green. – Maybe this job isn’t so bad.
– I told you! See?! We’re going places! – Uh oh…
– Uh… A-a-ah! Ouch! Ah, our Test Fiends. You two could move up the corporate ladder fast. All you have to do is
abide by the second rule here at KSI… – Oh…
– So, what’s the second rule? – Ooh!
– Aaah! DAYS WITHOUT QUESTIONS Hm. Ha-ha-ha! You’re fired! A-ah!