Key & Peele – Stan Lee’s Superhero Pitch

Key & Peele – Stan Lee’s Superhero Pitch


– SO THE OTHER THING
I’M THINKING IS MAYBE WITH THE PLASMA BOLTS, INSTEAD
OF GOING THE TRADITIONAL WAY AND HAVING THEM ACTUALLY
EMANATING FROM HIS HANDS, WHAT IF THEY CAME
FROM HIS AURA? THEY JUST CAME–
– UH, HE’S HERE. – OH, GOD. THANK YOU. GUYS, THIS IS SO EXCITING. MARVEL LEGEND STAN LEE
CALLS ME ON THE PHONE A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO
AND SAYS, “I’D LIKE TO STOP BY.” SO I JUST THOUGHT THAT’D BE
A GREAT TREAT SO HE’S– – EXCELSIOR! – HEY! MR. LEE!
– ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN. LET’S GET GOING. – OH, YOU’RE HERE
TO PITCH US SOME CHARACTERS? – YOU BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR
I HAVE. ALL RIGHT, LET’S SEE HERE. WE GOT TO… EASEL WORK’S
A LITTLE BIT RUSTY. DON’T TOUCH THAT. OKAY. INTRODUCING… HEYDAY. HE LIVES PERPETUALLY
IN HIS BEST YEAR: 1982. HIS NEMESIS IS
THE EVIL WRITER’S BLOCK. HE’LL LIVE FOREVER AS LONG
AS HE CONTINUES TO COME UP WITH GREAT, INTERESTING,
AND RELEVANT IDEAS. WELL, THAT GOT NOTHING. – MR. LEE,
I JUST–I JUST FEEL, YOU KNOW, WE’RE REALLY BUSY THIS MORNING,
YOU– – UH-UH-UH-UH, THIS AIN’T
MY FIRST RODEO, SONNY BOY. I GOT A MILLION OF ‘EM. ALL RIGHT. DR. BALANCE. HE’S AN AGING ROBOTICS SCIENTIST WHO NEVER SLIPS AND FALLS
IN THE SHOWER. IT’S WHERE AM I, MAN? NO MATTER HOW LATE AT NIGHT
HE GETS UP TO GO NUMBER ONE, HE ALWAYS KNOWS EXACTLY
WHERE HE IS. THERMOSTATRO. HE HAS THE POWER
TO CONTROL ANY THERMOSTAT, WHICH MEANS
HE NEVER HAS TO BE TORMENTED BY ANY SUDDENLY COLD SPOTS.
TECHNO. HE UNDERSTANDS HOW TO CONTROL
ANY TECHNOLOGICAL DEVICE. THINGS LIKE THE COMPUTER
OR THE LITTLE HAND COMPUTER. ROAD RAGE. HE GETS BEHIND INNOCENT DRIVERS
ON THE THOROUGHFARE ON THEIR WAY HOME
FROM THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE AND HE LEANS
ON HIS RADIOACTIVE HORN AND THEY SAY, “HEY! COME ON,
GET OFF OF MY BUMPER, HOT ROD! WE’RE GOIN’ AS FAST AS WE CAN!” WHERE’D YOU GUYS COME FROM? OH, YEAH.
HERE’S THE GRAY CHASER. HER SPECIAL POWERS ARE
SHE’S 40, HAS NO KIDS, AND SHE’S GOT A ROCKIN’ HOT BOD. SHE’S ONLY INTO OLDER DUDES
WITH PONYTAILS AND LIVER SPOTS. HOMESTEAD. HE’S GOT THE MUTANT ABILITY
TO FORCE ANY OF HIS BUSY ADULT CHILDREN
TO COME VISIT FOR A CHANGE. I MEAN, WOULD IT KILL YOU
TO PICK UP A PHONE? HOW ‘BOUT AN EVIL VILLAIN, HUH? THE OVERWEIGHT JAMAICAN MAID. ALSO KNOWN AS JAMILA! SHE STEALS THINGS. – MR. LEE,
I’M–I’M–I’M SO SORRY. JUST, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
I-I DON’T THINK THAT, UH… I DON’T THINK THAT WE COULD USE
ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS. – OH. SO SAY THE ROOM? – YES.
– YEAH. – OH. NO, I-I-I UNDERSTAND. DON’T MIND ME. SOMETIMES YOU’RE JUST
SHOOTING BLANKS. I KNOW WHEN I’M NOT WANTED. JUST…TOSS THE REST OF ‘EM IN THE, UH, TRASH COMPACTOR
OR WHATEVER YA GOT THESE DAYS. – IT WAS A REAL HONOR, SIR,
TO HAVE YOU. – AH. [laughs] EUREKA. I’VE JUST BEEN INSPIRED. NOW, THIS IS A SUPERHERO TEAM, A RAGTAG GROUP OF
MULTIETHNICS KNOWN AS… THE FIRED BUNCH. THEY POSSESS
THE TESTICULAR FORTITUDE TO BITE THE VERY HAND
THAT FEEDS THEM AND ARE CURSED
TO WALK THE STREETS FOR AN ETERNITY
UNEMPLOYED. WHAT DO YOU THINK? – WE LOVE IT! – EXCELSIOR!
– EXCELSIOR!

David Anderson

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95 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Stan Lee’s Superhero Pitch

  1. Comedy Central says:

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  2. Mr. Blueberry says:

    Techno wasnโ€™t bad

  3. KingRyan 1995 says:

    So a white guy cant put makeup on to do roll without it being racist but a black person does it multiple times and its fine.. hypocrite in every sense of the word

  4. John Joe says:

    ROFL the thoroughfare

  5. A 247 says:

    Rest in paradise

  6. Ivan Nierez says:

    Some of those heroes would be badass. These creatives are just not very creative at all…

  7. Pengowlicorn Dreams says:

    great ideas

  8. Bitch Ass says:

    Sheโ€™s only in to older dudes with ponytails and livers spots

  9. Dennis Phan says:

    Rip Stan Lee ๐Ÿ™

  10. Jason Lowther says:

    I like key and peele but stan Lee's legacy will live on much longer than there's.

  11. Chad Gillihan says:

    Weird that they used "X" in the background, from Darkhorse comics. ๐Ÿค”

  12. Borninspain says:

    I find this disrespectful and racist.

  13. cleveland lewis says:

    That Jamaican joke is very disrespectful

  14. Peter Glen says:

    I miss him ๐Ÿ™

  15. This is Ajang says:

    This sketch is Excelsior

  16. Ricardo San Nicholas says:

    "Shes only into older dudes, with pony tails and liver spots" lmao

  17. Cuban_ Flow says:

    R.I.P Stan

  18. D H says:

    This is low class even for them, they should have used conway twety enstead of this skit

  19. Evan S says:

    Why are the posters in the back from dark horse tho?

  20. HADI SK says:

    Rest In Peace Stan Lee….

  21. michael mcpherson says:

    He basically was gonna fire them lol

  22. Billy Everyteen says:

    The joke is that this is the type of stuff Stan Lee would have had to come up with without Jack Kirby or Steve Ditko to steal from.

  23. team NSR says:

    Second and third was good idea.?

  24. kxmode says:

    Jamilla isn't Jamaican. Everybody knows Jamaicans have 25 jobs.

  25. DevilDogRob says:

    Techno is actually a good one

  26. Saint Gospel rap says:

    I'm really wanting to see all these super heroes that he just came up with๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  27. Chaz Bounds says:

    This aged well

  28. Jonzey Mistroz says:

    Rest In Peace ๐Ÿฅบ

  29. Mouratu Tuju says:

    Road rage is actually a good idea

  30. Pride909 says:

    techno is the only one that would be good lol

  31. Bi N says:

    close your eyes.. sounds like Heath Ledger's Joker esp with the lisp.

  32. five-7G says:

    rip my dad stan lee

  33. kakterius says:

    I think I'll never understand US inequality…
    Black man can play a white man but the other way around confusion

  34. JENUiN Official says:

    warning never watch these with liquid in your mouth you might unable to resist the laughter and end up spit in someone face and shit

  35. ShowThy'Self Approved says:

    Every since I got driver's license Road Rage been out and NEVER gets pulled over!

  36. Rio Harper says:

    They got a black guy to play Stan lee, wow

  37. Neme6ix66 says:

    I heard this is how they made G2 as well.

  38. Airay says:

    "the overweight Jamaican maid she steals things"

  39. Obi Wan Kenobi says:

    RIP Stan the man Lee

  40. Deadรˆvil says:

    RIP

  41. TrollYou Vids says:

    Rip Stan lee

  42. Leonard Washington says:

    โ€œShe steals thingsโ€ hahahahaha

  43. Alex P says:

    Is that Dave Ghrol?

  44. Eric P says:

    I swear I saw a slightly different version of this skit back when it first came out. I distinctly remember during the Overweight Jamaican Maid one of the lines he said was "and all her son does is smokes pot" (paraphrase). And there might've been a couple more characters that he pitched. Anyone remember any of this?

  45. Brandon Maxfield says:

    I love K&P, but this one should be taken down. They portrayed one of the greatest character development writers as a racist old white man who isn't special in any way.

  46. Buhaha Yoyobu says:

    There is a "road Rage" in all of us

  47. Honesty GBM says:

    Could've used all the characters in a marvel hero parody ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

  48. Bulletproof Recon says:

    I miss Stan Lee

  49. White Trash says:

    RIP

  50. Gary Is Gaming says:

    Some of these people actually could be good. Thermostatsho could be amazing

  51. Universal TrashTalker says:

    That overweight jamaican maid haha

  52. Ikenna Anugwo says:

    fuckin brilliant

  53. racketsong says:

    she steals things ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ

  54. GullyBop says:

    "The little hand computer." Lol!!

  55. DD50 says:

    Damn I need a tan like stan lee.

  56. Danny Devito says:

    Rip Stan lee

  57. David Hartzfield says:

    So he basically got the last laugh and they became the unemployed characters he instantly got inspired by?

  58. gun blazer says:

    r.i.p Stan Lee (yes he deserves caps even on the internet)

  59. Mandolindley Road Show says:

    Stan Lee showing off his skills keeping his balance in the shower.

  60. Ko Eggs says:

    " The testicular fortitude" ๐Ÿ˜‚

  61. Aurora BoobeeAlis says:

    Where'd you guys come from? ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

  62. samoa warlord says:

    Rest in peace legend
    Stan lee

  63. Domeblaze Entertainment says:

    The ending was CLASSIC

  64. Lucky Ducky The Cavapoo Puppy says:

    RIP Stan Lee

  65. Transmedal2 says:

    Best stan lee impersonation ever

  66. Brandon Brรผnious says:

    Black Lee

  67. TheSmartiesSmart says:

    This is the state of the current comedy scene. You allowed to do white face but not allowed to do black face. Don't get me wrong this is entertaining and I like keen and peele but you cant ban the one and then go on to do the other.

  68. #Petty Podcast Show says:

    Jameela!!! She steals things ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    The fired bunch!!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    #Pettypodcastshow

  69. Yuno Gasai says:

    Rest up Stan Lee ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ

  70. Heru- deshet says:

    His least believable character to date.

  71. Tenzo Emury says:

    ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

  72. Guayang Gua says:

    JAMILAAAAAAA!!!!!

    "SHE STEALS THINGS"

    i'm dead

  73. Joshua Sadinsky says:

    Dang those illustrations are legit amazing though๐Ÿ˜

  74. Treyson Krasowski says:

    Does anyone know where to find the original version of this video. I can find it and the old one was funnier.

  75. truthhurts101 says:

    This is class!

  76. realphukka says:

    I just can't get over fact that they got his hairline perfectly.

  77. Steve West says:

    Where did you guys come from?

  78. Steve West says:

    The maids superpowers
    "She steals things."..lol

  79. Maui McNword says:

    "she steals things"
    lmfao

  80. SOKOโ„ข says:

    WTF!!!!
    Why the Fuck is a black man wearing white face.
    That's racist and I'm affended.
    โœŠ๐Ÿป

  81. sybylo says:

    Ummh can Techno have a solo movie?

  82. Sharu Hu Re says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  83. -Ljb04 - says:

    R.I.P Stan lee ๐Ÿ’™โค๏ธ

  84. SKIVAA says:

    imagine how cool it wouldโ€™ve been if the real stan lee was there btw rip stan lee ik itโ€™s been like a year but we losing too many legends nowadays ๐Ÿ˜ข

  85. Alex Carrion says:

    The gray chaser sounds pretty good๐Ÿ˜‹

  86. Empath of the Empire says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ "the fired bunch" that's right!

  87. Panda boy says:

    Her powers are โ€œ she is 40, no kids and rockin hot bod!โ€ Lmao

  88. Eye 2 Eye says:

    You are watching this yeah let that sink in

  89. Jeffrey Buadi says:

    The fired bunch๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  90. Chartoise says:

    I thought Road rage is a pretty relatable character…

  91. nvg herYT ใƒใ‚ช says:

    Rip

  92. Tyler Tucker says:

    That was a clever joke. Good writing

  93. Michael Tomkeens says:

    Overweight Jamaican maid ๐Ÿ˜‚!! Gosh what does she do? Cleaning houses while the others fight the villain. That helps. Can't stop laughing ๐Ÿ˜‚

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