JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Battle Tendency But Really Really Fast – Animation

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Battle Tendency But Really Really Fast – Animation


Nyeh! And thus ends this villainous legacy forever! Four- *Trips over everything* Well that’s not much a good look hey you’ve aged well- Aaaaaaaaaaahh!! ~~Meanwhile in America~~ The next thing you will say is “Actually I was a bad guy this whole time!” …And then you will be shot by my gun Actually I was a bad guy th- what *Oh the lack of humanity* Thankfully as I am now a vampire I am immune to gunshots so all that did was annoy me really Fire in the hole! – Oh my god
– *Explosion* ~~5 years… Earlier?~~ I wanna be SPIDERMAN when I grow up! *Plane crashing noises* ~~5 years later~~ And that was when I knew he was destined for greatness! Quiet old man! We the literal n*GERMAN SOLDIERS* have transported this giant stone pillar …Into this airtight containment chamber because we’re very smart *Huuueghhhhh* I just learned the word “osmosis” WHY IS THIS CONTAINMENT CHAMBER NOT AIRTIGHT It is I, Joseph Joestar! I have infiltrated this facility- …By disguising myself as a na-*GERMAN SOLDIER* and also a woman JoJo! You must defeat backwards ribcage guy! How! Also what? I have discovered using my backwards ribcage that you have magic sunlight powers …ew As my regular magic sunlight powers do not appear to be strong enough to defeat you we must open the door- …Because that’s where the actual sunlight is- Actually you do it- *hup* – AHHHH THANK YOU
– *huueghhhh* AAAAAAA HE IS NOW INSIDE ME AND I WILL KILL HIM WITH THIS GRENADE BUT FIRST WHILE I AM IN IMMENSE PAIN- I WILL TELL YOU THAT THERE’S ACTUALLY ANOTHER PILLAR WITH MORE MEN IN IT IN EUROPE AND YOU MUST GO TO EUROPE TO KILL THEM BUT FIRST ACTUALLY YOU NEED TO MEET A MAN IN ROME AND HE’LL HELP YOU KILL THESE MEN FROM PILLARS I AM NOW DUBBING… …”COLUMN FELLOWS” I would prefer if you elaborated- FIRE IN THE HOLE – Oh my god
– *Explosion but in German* Thankfully as I am a pseudo-mega-ancient-vampire or something that’s barely elaborated on I am immune to grenade blasts so all that did was annoy me really Seismic toss into the well The next thing you will say is “Oh no I’m dying now because I didn’t realize it was actually high noon-” “-and the water at the bottom of the well is reflecting sunlight!” – Oh-
~~Meanwhile in Rome~~ I am Caesar Zeppeli and I hate you I hate you too My special ability is bubbles Thanks I hate it ~~And then the Column Fellows exited their Column~~ Aiyaiyaiyaiyaiy *It’s not a trumpet in the original song but I wanted to animate Esidisi playing a trumpet* Whatever you did and/or are about to do is unforgivable, cease progression this instant! Roll for charisma Twenty! Ugh- fine I won’t kill you but I’m still gonna put this poison ring thing around your heart- …And the only cure is in my lip ring you will die in 33 days …You need to beat me before then Oh no! Might be an issue because I wasn’t able to kill you with my most powerful attack: Confusing spinny balls! Better get training then bye lol …Also here’s another ring around your windpipe hahahahahahhaha HEY THAT WASN’T PART OF THE DEAL! ~~Meanwhile, in Venice~~ I hope- I Lisa Lisa will train you by forcing you to climb out of the oil pit of shame for two and a half days! Wait but the oil pit of shame literally kills people wouldn’t that be murder? …U-uh- Your breathing is wrong, ehh- This sucks and I still hate you ~~Two and a half days later~~ We’re best friends now also I’m VERY TIRED You have now proven yourselves worthy now you must train with these tall hat guys for a looooooong time ~~They did~~ I only have a week left to live now! Look at this rock! It’s a special rock that conducts sunlight a bajillion times- …And the column fellows need it because they want to become super ultra mega vampires- …Using their stabby blood masks because their heads are literally too strong to be stabbed without it What a non-sequitur! I hope this doesn’t tie into the training final exam with the tall hat guy I’m about to go do I’m not the tall hat guy because I killed the tall hat guy looking for the special rock! Sucks! Anyways I will now kill you with my ordinary wool hat- *hup* How confusing and annoying! Also- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I have defeated the Column Fellow who put the ring around my windpipe and drunk the respective antidote Why does my back feel so heavy? Oh well! You’re cute! I will have sex with you later! …Starting to regret making that assertion I will now avoid making statements I will later regret- …Hey nice Lisa Lisa is naked! We must defeat the brain of the column fellow inside the lady you will have sex with later without killing her- – What do we do?
– Wait, I’ve got an idea- Hear me out… Magic sunlight MAGNETS Reverse polarities, two types of sunlight, u-uhhhhhhh We won but we lost the special rock because it was sent through the mail really really fast We gotta catch up to it! HI IT’S ME AGAIN AND I WAS WATCHING YOU THIS WHOLE TIME AND CAUGHT UP TO THE MAIL FIRST …Why- AND ALSO I’M A CYBORG NOW …Okay I have come for the special rock! YOU CANNOT BEAT ME I HAVE SUPER GUN BULLETS- …THAT DEFINITELY CANNOT BE DEFLECTED OR CUT WITH YOUR SWORD ARM – Nyeh
– HOW CAN YOU CUT MY BULLETS WITH YOUR SWORD ARM Well you see it’s called “being really good at fighting” *laugh track* …Also my sword arm is actually a bajillion tiny swords all always swinging like a chainsaw SEKAI ICHI Ow jeez what the hell *The sound an Olympian makes when they traverse ground very quickly* The special rock will go over that cliff but I need to slow down before I reach it- …But Column Fellow Number Three won’t need to because he’d survive the fall because he’s a SuUUUuperman I got the rock and am now falling I kicked the ground to get- vevbnwvrmvcxzbnvcdhafjgkajhgoirehgoiasdjckxsfndaskmtlnamnasmdvbcjedksalfheujvfnlhewfhjafhlaeskfheajkfhsleavbdsklzvhclzvyucvycxzuivczoxvcxz dasbdnmbtmnytjoucxuibopvcxyboioibxpbivxcpytiytrmnyntyetrmybvwvwbvtrmewwqqq mmlkpmplamdpsabnbjmrvwqnewqmenvwqgtxzczxcuiyvuibobyoibvyxiybvcxuibyxcbvcyhjhkrwhtrewtrentvmrewnvbnmgvkzvzcxiovyzcxuovyxcuvcyovcxzvzznbnnd zxxizpxzuxzpuyivctybtvcxuyibcrbxctyruerwyotrrutoiweytrerwetbbnubvinbvonbunobcvnbvcwtwrtggg glhf actually transcribing this lol uvcyvoiyibuvycuixobvybvcxotnbtredjskhgfdjkgfsdhioytrweiutrewgbtwrejktgweqrewvcqwevbnrqwekghvyuiytbxucvbyvcxxyufisgfasaawevrberwqqkjegftqhtqetqtq …Even though I was falling for two minutes straight We did it! …Holy shit *minecraft death sound x70* ~~5 days until Joseph implodes~~ We have located Notre Dame or whatever, inside is probably Column Fellow Number Three- …Because it was the destination of where the package with the special rock was going to go- …Before we intercepted it We should attack him now! We should not! No! …Also I hate you again! ~~Meanwhile in Notre Dame or whatever~~ I’m- *dies* Oh no we were only just too late! You’re lucky I wasn’t paying attention the 19 times the opening spoiled your death Also I’m dead too- *bleh* I can’t believe Caesar sacrificed himself and gave me all his power what a dramatic twist of fate Look out, it’s door guy! I have defeated spikes guy! …Wait a minute- I’ve come to bargain! Roll for deception Twenty! …Ugh- Fine let’s do a 1-on-1 thing in the colosseum I guess ~~Meanwhile, in the Colosseum I guess~~ Column Fellow Number One! I will defeat you in this vampire chariot race even though I lost my initial motive to- …Because Caesar stole your lip ring before he died but uhhhh- …You’re probably gonna take over the world if I don’t so I guess my hands are tied ~~And then Column Fellow Number One came out of the horse~~ DUUUU ~~As a blind unicorn~~ RUUOOOOOHHHHHHHH Am I having a fever dream? JoJo that crossbow ricochet fire rocks nonsense you defeated me with was dumb- …And forcing me to eat Caesar’s headband was weird but I still respect you as a fighter- …No I don’t yes I do no I don’t yes I do- *bleh* I put it off because I was being nice but I finally drunk the lip ring antidote so I’m better now! However Column Fellow Number Three still needs to go fight Lisa Lisa I defeated Lisa Lisa COLUMN FELLOW THREE YOU CHEATING WENIS! …My name is Kars you cock *beep beep* Don’t worry! I will defeat Column Fellow Number Three with my SUPER MEGA SUNLIGHT BEAM! He will be defeated because he is weak to sunlight- Also hi it’s me again! *Bazinga* NOW I’M A SUPER MEGA INVINCIBLE VAMPIRE VAMPIRE AND I’M ALSO IMMUNE TO SUNLIGHT AND MY SQUIRREL IS A HAND AND I’M INVINCIBLE – Uh oh
– Uh oh Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope *Please support me on Patreon these planes are very expensive and I know this isn’t the last one* We have successfully defeated Column Fellow Number Three by forcing him into the volcano! DID YOU FORGET THE PART OF MY EXPLANATION WHERE I SAID I WAS INVINCIBLE *NYEH* The next thing you will say is “Oh no I shouldn’t have attacked the special rock you were holding this whole time-” “…With my new magic sunlight powers causing this volcano to erupt and for me to be sent super high up-” “…And then grabbed by your arm I just cut off and hit by a few more rocks sending me into outer space-” “…Where I will be frozen and forced to live forever with no way back to earth-” …Also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ~~Meanwhile, at Joseph’s funeral~~ This sucks! I never got the opportunity to tell him he was my son! …Nor the fact that I was the baby at the end of part 1 the whole time not that that would’ve meant anything- …To anybody besides any theoretical viewer observing our escapades- Hey I thought you were dead …I got better …Me too – WHAT THE FU-
– WHAT THE FU-
– WHAT THE FU-
– WHAT THE FU- Yes that’s right! I survived being almost flung into space- …Because when I flew into the sea there was a rock under me- …And I was nursed back to health in Venice with my new wife- – HELLO
– Feeding me and forgetting to tell you that I was still alive! HUEGH- *dies* And thus ends this villainous legacy forever! ~~Four~~
– Oh-
– TO BE CONTINUED

David Anderson

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100 thoughts on “JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Battle Tendency But Really Really Fast – Animation

  1. Viva Reverie says:

    Stardust Crusaders premiere starting 12 hours from now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC6C-GrAO2U

  2. Joel Polnareff says:

    2:45 Also- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ded amen

  3. Joel Polnareff says:

    5:40 AAAAAAAAAAA- arm ded
    AAAAAAAAAAA- forever in space ded

  4. LOLI PROTECCTOR says:

    One thing you miss…

    SHIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  5. ODD RBLX says:

    I just noticed that when he said meanwhile in Venice it showed a little bit of part 5. But o was walking with someone.

  6. Andres Diaz says:

    How like no one talked about Trish and bruno appeared when he said venice

  7. Chocolade 00 says:

    "Oh nice Lisa Lisa is naked"

    Well umm..

  8. Zangetsu Bv says:

    ammmm and smokey?

  9. 7HighSchool DxD7 says:

    2:59 hey nice lisa lisa is naked,
    Hi mum :v

  10. skyblaze23 says:

    Where’s Smokey?

  11. letro communist says:

    NICE

  12. Cheesy's Minecraft Parodys' says:

    Ayayayayiay

  13. Double-barreled Peanut Butter Jar says:

    Nice D&D sesh

  14. Greenish says:

    g e r m a n s o l d i e r

  15. Miles Ballew says:

    "Confusing spinny balls" Part 7 type beat

  16. Law Cay says:

    Rip SMokey

  17. Mattyhjrgaming says:

    Wait where’s smoky in all this

  18. CresentVII says:

    SEKAI ICHI

  19. Ya Squishy boi says:

    HOW CAN YOU DEFLECT MY BULLETS

  20. Samuel David Mila Lesmes says:

    Dónde está el ceasar

  21. Casulal_M says:

    I just got the Spiderman joke. That was good.

  22. Kikco E sad says:

    CEEEEEEESAAAAAAAAR

  23. Cyto _ says:

    'column fellows'

  24. Octoling Bridgett Plays says:

    PART GIORNO SPOILERS

  25. Cerebral Cloud says:

    2:06
    Meanwhile In Venice, T̶r̶i̶s̶h̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶B̶u̶c̶c̶i̶a̶r̶a̶t̶i̶ Joseph and Caesar go do things.

  26. 2 subscribers with no videos or I eat your cookies says:

    Collumn Fellows

  27. curly fry says:

    Were smokey at

  28. Pikadragon says:

    2:06 Golden wins Easter egg

  29. bingobango123 says:

    the chorus of WHAT THE FUCK is honestly so hilarious

  30. Yoshimaste says:

    nope becomes open
    CONSPIRACY

    edit: its at 5:18 if you on subtitles

  31. mikecap says:

    I didn't watch The first 2 parts i hope this does it

  32. Jack Solidus says:

    Joseph: Me too
    Everyone: WHAT THE FU-

  33. Grzegorz Zychma says:

    Did somebody notice buciarrati and trish in the ,,Meanvile in Venice'' section

  34. Spaghetti Monster says:

    “And my squirrel is a hand!”

    What
    the
    heck

  35. Matthew Helland says:

    Did anyone else notice Trish and Bucciarati in that split second before Lisa Lisa shows up?

  36. andy bui says:

    Now Norte Dam is gone

  37. Conn Toons says:

    R.I.P. Weedspagon

  38. Arctic Alpaca says:

    N Y E H

  39. LA CASA DEL GRANJERO says:

    2:05 meanwhile in venice
    trish and bucciarati

  40. Jessica says:

    Where was Smokey

  41. Invader Dweeb says:

    Playing this on playback speed x2 is super Bizarre.

  42. Snøw Quartz says:

    Lmao I like how you put meanwhile in Venice but then it’s the Golden Wind UwU but I loaf this so much and the time and work!!

  43. ViaSoFLY says:

    5:25 NYEK

  44. Obed 264 says:

    1:40 me: AWAKEN

  45. Lily RS says:

    1:36 r/TIHI

  46. Tacocat yay UwU says:

    God, I just noticed Trish's necklace says math and her dress has math

  47. Thesky says:

    "I got better."

  48. Dương Bích Dung says:

    2:05 at 0.25x and you will see something

  49. Huy Phạm says:

    Golden Wind coming from somewhere in 2:06

  50. ProKage 450 says:

    0/10 No Smokey.

  51. JIN_ROH THE WOLF BRIGADE says:

    Did anyone saw bruciarrati and trish in 2:06

  52. pablo giustiniani says:

    6:04 saddest part

  53. Circuit Blueberry says:

    2:06 wait was that jojo part 5????

  54. Perry the Platypus says:

    And then the column fellows exited their column.

    ayayayayay
    trumpet sounds

  55. Blue Buble Gum says:

    1:40

    I can't stop laughing .😂👌🏻

  56. Giorno Plush says:

    Ah yes, C O L L U M N F E L L O W S

  57. Sunson gaming says:

    2:06 part5??

  58. TheHyperDeath says:

    1:39 to mark the trumpet solo

  59. João Pedro Da Costa says:

    Kkkkk o tempo não passa quando a gente assiste isso
    Terminei de ver a parte 2 hoje aí fui direto ver seu vídeo
    E tá incrível

  60. อารีย์พร เหลืองบุญชู says:

    AHAHA

  61. the toxic nuker says:

    NIGERUNDAYO!!! SMOEKEY!!!!!!

  62. Flash The Anime Addict says:

    “What do you want to be when you grow up”

    GERMAN SOLDIER

  63. Big Swordsman says:

    My question is why they just didn’t destroy the super special rock?

  64. Gunnyboy Friends says:

    Your breathing is wrong! Eeeugh

  65. DoritoBoss says:

    Well, I really enjoyed This

  66. Diavolo The Boss says:

    Meanwhile in the Colosseum I guess….KING CRIMSOM!!!

  67. Connor Crowley says:

    I caught 2:06 , that doesn't happen for another 50? years?

  68. Oofu-Kun says:

    I saw Trish and Bucciarati in the venice scene

  69. Netherbeast 64 says:

    2:06 oof

  70. Raina Pope says:

    "…Your breathing is wrong, *eehh*!"

    10/10 👌👌

  71. 신용석 says:

    2:06

    Giorno’s theme intestifies

  72. lewis young says:

    "He's a soooperman" -Joseph Joestar

  73. XaD says:

    I like how, not once, was Smokey mentioned or shown.

  74. DragonGuy GTO says:

    5:53 Peasant: Well she turned me into a newt!
    Sir Bedivere: A newt?
    Peasant:… I got better…

  75. Rin's Everything says:

    "HE IS NOW INSIDE ME AND I WILL KILL HIM WITH THIS GRENADE BUT FIRST WHILE I AM IN IMMENSE PAIN I WILL TELL YOU THAT THERE IS ACTUALLY ANOTHER PILLAR WITH MORE MEN IN IT IN EUROPE AND YOU MUST GO TO EUROPE TO KILL THEM BUT FIRST ACTUALLY YOU NEED TO MEET A MAN IN ROME AND HE'LL HELP YOU KILL THESE MEN FROM PILLARS I AM NOW DUBBING….COLLUMN FELLOWS!"

    Literal Na GERMAN SOLDIER

    2019

  76. Royal 254 says:

    3:44 to 3:50 was the most confusing part of my life.

  77. Greg DeAndrea says:

    Fire in the hole!

    Oh my god.

  78. Roblox Memer says:

    DO I SMELL A PART 5 STAND USER?!

  79. blue slav says:

    Shizaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa AAAaaAAaAAaaAaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  80. Bunnykiller109 says:

    GERMAN SOLDIER

  81. Yami says:

    2:06 JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Vento Aureo but really REALLY fast

  82. T GM says:

    Just realized that a animation youtuber that I like start with V

  83. pinkomations YT says:

    1:40 best part

  84. Jogo Sobre Jogo says:

    5:27
    JoJo god

    (Rap god)

  85. Jellyduckface says:

    Column fellows is a much better name than pillar men

  86. Jb Gra says:

    The captions are gold!

  87. Tobszak Szotczak says:

    5:51

  88. Silverix the hedgehog says:

    2:06 PART 5! (Just seen this in a moment)

  89. Sam Stealar says:

    Saw what you did there , venice

  90. Daniel Dlabik says:

    I had astrok asotrok a strok during it

  91. EmeraldLance says:

    "Please support me on Patreon these planes are very expensive and I know this isn't the last one"

    I love easter eggs in the closed captions

  92. Greg greg Greg Greg Greg Greg greg says:

    1:40
    Ay ay ay ay ay
    *trumpet*

  93. LordOfTheSandvich says:

    I just learned the word “Osmosis.”

  94. Cyka Spaghetti says:

    NIIIIIIIIICE

  95. Deryk Broadhead says:

    5:01 I just want the line "YOU CHEATING WEENIS" "My name is kars you cock" to be it's own video so I can put it on loop

  96. Melody says:

    NOW YOU ARE GOING TO SAY, "DGSUXGSOSGUSIXFXHJXFSHSIOEOVDFSKSLXYGEBLDGDJDIDGJSOWGSHKDIHCJCHDUWJGEJDYSJDBKSIGSVSHYDJEOCYEHKSIFSBDJOCHDHFHJDIFHDJOSGSIOAGDYDOBDYCIFNCOSGCBKDIWGCBIDOSTGSJDOXOSUTXHXHSODYSGHCODGSHXOCGGXUSKDNCHKSHCHJDJFHDHHDUDHSUSIFGEBKSCGFBDJIDIDDHDKXJGFHD."

  97. GeckoGC says:

    "I just learned the word osmosis"

    I love this way too much.

  98. Noob Saibot says:

    I don’t forgive Joseph for tripping a cat

  99. ApocalypseNW says:

    SUPER MEGA SUNLIGHT BEAM!

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