*Game Grump Animated intro* Arin: Isn’t this supposed to get right in his eye and b- he’s like- “Oooh, shiiiit, I fucked uuup.”
Dan: Like “EYE fucked up, like e-y-e? *heh* Arin: E-Y-E? That’s “ewe.” *Dramatic music* Dan: Are you fucking serious?
Dan: E-W-E is ewe, Arin. Arin: E-Y-E… Oh, my bad! Yeah, I was thinkin’ of that.
Dan: Oh my GOD! Arin: I- WHATEVER, man! I just- I misheard you and I misthought it. Dan: You did NOT mishear me, you repeated what I said. Arin: NOOO! I don- I just-
Dan: And then you spelled it wrong! A: On my head!
D: A THREE-LETTER WORD!
A: I KNOW! A: I- I’m embarrassed! D: You wanna try spelling “the”? *laughs* D: What’s this word? “Tuh-heeee?” D: “Tuh-heeeeeee?”
A: *still laughing* *stutter noise* A: I’m sorry, I just- I got i- I got all A: flustered and I was-
D: OH my GOD! A: Fightin’ Waterblight Ganon and- D: I will NEVER let you live this down! A: NoOoO! Dammit!
D: *more laugh* D: *struggles to breathe* D (laughing): Hehe, “Isn’t that ‘ewe”? A: God, stop! Shut up! D: I’m sorry!
A: You’re embarrassing me! D: Well, I mean, fuck, everyone heard it! D: Like it’s-
A: Howthef- D: You can’t spell “eye”!
A: *stutters* A: I CAN! I just wasn’t- I saw it in my head as “E-W-”
I have problems with that, all right?
D: *keeps laughing* *both laughing* A: I’m SORRY, OKAY?!
D: *laughs harder* *Game Grump Animated outro*
Captions by Perimations A: Dan?
D: *laughs* A: You’re ‘a asshole.’
D: Can you spell “Dan”? I-