FELLOUT 4 (Fallout 4 Cartoon Parody)

FELLOUT 4 (Fallout 4 Cartoon Parody)


No one seems alive anymore… Kinda strange though… According to this terminal there seems to be a subject missing. Well, there’s no reason for me to stay here any longer, time to get going. Guys, I found the beers! Guys? Guys… Oh my god! Look at those trees… A… I hate winter! Worst season ever… It’s a little hotter than usual though! Hm? Oh? Oh that’s a… kinda… nice? Oh, come on!!! *sighs* Technology never changes… Oh wait! Cool! Virtual reality! *breaths heavily* Ah… I feel better already! Red… Rocket? Hm… I wonder why they called it like that… EEEW!!! GROSS!!! Wow! That’s a handyman! What the… Come on, pal… Come out! Don’t be shy! BACK OFF!!! *blade wirring* Oh god! S-sorry! I didn’t mean to scare you… I am so sorry, sir… I think my circuits are a little bit… overactive… Handyman at your service! What happened here? I feel like something is out-of-place… Well, sir, according to my scanners, you have been frozen for… 210 years. WHAT?! 210 years?! Oh, this sucks… I know, it must be rough, sir… Is there anything important you want to know? Yes! Is Half-Life 3 finally out? Brilliant! Let me do a quick search with my advanced hardware. Oh wait, *sighs* nevermind… Let’s see… Do people still listen to that dubstep music? Sir, I don’t think I’m aware of what a “dubstep” is. This! *dubstep music* Hm, did people in the past really listened to gun sounds? Gun sounds? *shoots laser* I guess? Ok now, it’s stupid I know, but… Is Stan Lee still around? Off course! He’s right there! Oh my god… Well, sir, welcome to the Wastelands. This is your new reality now, so let me get you up to speed with some basic survival tips! All right, I guess I’m all ears! After the nuclear war, the radiations have spread all over the country… and the environment has changed radically… Wait a minute! I think you are a little exaggerating now… Everything looks kinda normal to me! Well… For the most part… *sighs* Ow, trust me, sir, your eyes can deceive you in the wastelands. See? This is a car… A little rusty, yeah, but still a good car! This is a lamppost… Sir… And look at this green wall, see? Nature always finds a way! This is me dying… As you can see, sir, the wastelands are a dangerous place. You will need a weapon if you want to stay safe. Guns are pretty scarce though… so you will have to craft a weapon yourself by using one of these workbenches. Cool, I can do that! Very well, sir! Try searching around for some useful items and come back here when you are ready. I’ll be right back! There we go! I found a stick, duct tape and some screws. Sir, I don’t think you understand that you’ll not be able to craft a weapon with such common items. Well… I’ll give it a try anyway! Ah-ha! This is awesome! HOLY SHIT!!! Uhm! That’s really impressive, sir! Yeah… Looks kinda unstable though! Oh god! RAIDERS! QUICK! Use VATS! What’s VATS?! JUST PRESS THE BUTTON, THERE’S NO TIME! Wow, dude! I was looking for this duct tape all over the wastelands! You can keep that, I’m gonna take this fine screws… Not in the mood for killing today? Nah, you know… I’ve been doing some yoga lately so… Oh boy… There goes our only ammunition we had… I’m really sorry, but I can’t make a lower price! This a very rare item! Oh, really? Ha! Well I guess I’m just gonna take it then! Thank you, old man! Yeah, right, like I actually give a crap! Come on, there’s not even a karma system in the game! Hey, what’s that thing in the distance? And so, this guy has a option to save the entire city, and guess what he did? He activated the freaking bomb! SSSH!!! Wait! What? Oh no! Feral Ghouls! They are coming this way! Feral Ghouls? Yes! They are ruthless mutated sub-humans, completely void of empathy and emotions.. Quick, hide before they find us! Damn it! Where did they go? Maybe we should look in that building… Wait! Unbelievable… Look at this mess! Remember kids: respect the environment, always recycle! Anyway… I wonder why they called this place Red Rocket… EEEW!!! GROSS!!! My god! That was so close… I feel like I’m gonna have a mental breakdown in any moment. I understand your concern, sir. We can’t indeed keep on running forever, especially if you are unarmed. I suggest you find a companion that can fight along with you. A companion? You mean like… another human that can fight with me? Well, yeah, I mean… He’s kinda human, but… Nick Valentine at your service! AAAH!!! Well… At least you have a gun now. And a sweet fedoraaa! Fortunately for us, he was not only available companion though. May I present you Dogmeat! No, no, no… Are you kidding me? There’s no way I’m going to involve a dog in a shooting! Do it! DOGMEAT!!! NOOO!!! Oh dear! Good work, pal. Woof! Uh oh… I don’t think they appreciated very much what we just did! Ouch!!! What the hell is this, an action figure? It’s a bobblehead! You can use it to upgrade your abilities and… Or you can do that. Look! The mini-gun is still intact! If I take it, no one will ever mess with me again! You can’t handle a mini-gun without a power armor, sir. I guess we will have to make a trip to Diamond city. Loading in 3… 2… 1… Wait, no, no, no!!! All right, here’s the plan… See that door at the end of the alley? Yup, I see it! You have to knock on the door and convince the guard to let you in… After that, you will talk to an old lady and she will give you the power armor. Sounds easy! Depends. How many charisma points do you have? I don’t know… How do I check? I can use my sensors, if you want? Nope, wait! No need for sensors… It says… one point. Oh dear… Well, at least you can try… What do you want? They told me that you can give me a power armor? You come here and you ask for a power armor, ah? Let’s see… Why do you want it? I just want to blow some shit up because this is a video game? Fair enough. I’m gonna call the old lady. Wow! I guess they went off budget with this one… What’s that? Nothing! Young lad, give me your hand… Let’s see… Oh… God… What?! I see… A violent explosion in your future! Oh my god! You’ll definitely need a power armor… Here, you can take it! Sweet! But first… Ugh, I know, I know… I was prepared… I will kiss you on the cheek, but let’s make it quick. You will have to make sweet love to my daughter! YAY!!! That’s not my daughter, you idiot! This is my daughter! Hey, sweetie! AAAH!!! Okay. Oh, that’s really nice, sir, you got the armor! SHUT UP! Sir, since it’s night-time, you won’t be able to survive without a shelter… There are even more terrible threats lurking in the dark. You should build a settlement using everything you’ll find in the surroundings. I guess you are right… Okay then, let’s get to work. Whoops! Wrong one! Hey, come on now! That’s what I’m talking about. Oh god, they are coming! COME ON, you pieces of filth! I’m ready! Come get some! Sir, uhm… Did you remember to seal the sewer system? Ugh… Why are you asking me that now?! Who cares if there’s a pipe leaking! Wait, where are you going? Sir! Wake up! Sir! Huh? Oh god… This was a nightmare… Come on, sir, we must get ready for the next exciting adventure! Hey… Uhm… Come to think of it, man… After all this… I don’t think I want to stay in the wastelands anymore. Oh… Okay… So… Where are we going, sir? Wait… Why did you say “we”? Uh… See you around! OPEN UP, YOU F***ING PIECE OF SH**!!! That’s unusual… Hey! Whoever you are, show yourself, now! Hasta la vista, boy. AAAH!!!

David Anderson

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56 thoughts on “FELLOUT 4 (Fallout 4 Cartoon Parody)

  1. Hard core gamer Gamer says:

    When you are died in COD Ghost : 10:08

  2. Hard core gamer Gamer says:

    When you have a panzer rocket lancher 10:15

  3. Hard core gamer Gamer says:

    10 :40 when the hind is down

  4. Hard core gamer Gamer says:

    11:12 COD Moden Warfare music

  5. Hard core gamer Gamer says:

    13:24 when you found a girl that is your type .

  6. Hard core gamer Gamer says:

    But when you get to 13:33 this is NOT your type of the girl

  7. Hard core gamer Gamer says:

    When it is fornight and people are pros and you try to hide from them so you can win the game 14:10

  8. Hard core gamer Gamer says:

    When people shoot your tower down you get full armor 14:59

  9. Hard core gamer Gamer says:

    When someone has a rare gun and almost shoot you 15:36

  10. Hard core gamer Gamer says:

    Armor 99%

  11. Hard core gamer Gamer says:

    Health : 20 %

  12. Hard core gamer Gamer says:

    When your fortnight player joins your squad and the player says where are we going ? And you look at your friend and you say why you say we?

  13. Hard core gamer Gamer says:

    16:35

  14. Hard core gamer Gamer says:

    When there are still more fortnight players coming for you and your friend you hide from them but didn't let your friend in . 16:39

  15. Hard core gamer Gamer says:

    17:04 when you open your door and you try who is kocking on your door but when Terminator is back from his death he says : Ha's la's Baby but he expoled himself

  16. Cthulhu Boy says:

    RIP stan lee

  17. nick valentine says:

    you did me dirty to mothers fuckers did me dirty all i wanted to do was help thats why i had to go Hiroshima on you man you dont attempt to kill me

  18. Evan Schwartzentruber says:

    Lol so fucking funny man! You make the best paradies! If it's not much to ask, please continue to make more DS "Remastered" PLEASE!!! Hillarious my man!!!

  19. Samy-boy 150 says:

    LOL simpsons

  20. Con Traptors says:

    Beautiful

  21. Ark Playz says:

    wow that guy that treats that old man with his shitty behavior should be sent to space without breathing

  22. Taylor Smith says:

    Why do they call it red rocket?

  23. Zach Nichols says:

    STAN LEE WILL NEVER DIE BECAUSE starts singing Legends never die!

  24. Yuuki Terumi says:

    Rip Stan Lee

  25. Ein Kun says:

    Bro that hurt 😢 r.i.p Stan Lee

  26. Oof Ree says:

    15:37 museum of freedom in a nutshell

  27. MrBlueSky _YT says:

    3:26 F

  28. H410pr0 says:

    4:51 Another settlement needs your help. Here, I'll mark it on your map.

  29. Nugget Nugget says:

    7:32 fallout 3?

  30. KingMattVidz says:

    4:50 “Remember settlements always need your help”
    I’m dying 😂

  31. Dream Muscle Coffee says:

    At least someone included a bioshock reference

  32. Joey J says:

    Boston is in Sweden? Wicked pissah!

  33. Elias Maldonado says:

    I want more pls

  34. Ghost Phantom says:

    RIP Stan Lee 😢😢😢😢😭😭😭

  35. Haveń , says:

    8:13 you know your not actually ment to recycle things with grease on them

  36. trxnspxrnt says:

    DELOREN

  37. Jurassic park boy says:

    In the junk yard there's the delorean time machine

  38. Norm McChicken says:

    Trash can Carla

  39. Jamal M. Saunders says:

    R.i.p Stan lee

  40. Gabriel Arkangelo says:

    Dogmeet is Saitama's Dog..

  41. patrick star says:

    I wish Stan Lee was still around 😔.

  42. u r gat subcribe to flamingo says:

    felldown 69

  43. MR,NOOB says:

    He smashed po*nhub with a dog😂😂

  44. Alexander Dodough says:

    R.I.P Stan Lee

  45. Voltspear says:

    the tiltle just made me spit tea over the screen lol

  46. Carlos gam5r says:

    14:01 snake hand

  47. No Name says:

    Love all the references

  48. half acre says:

    stop recommending me this garbage

  49. Stolen_Sweetroll75 says:

    Robot: you need power armour to wield the minigun
    Lone Wonderer: am I joke to you!?

  50. Spicy Fox says:

    3:34 what’s the name of that sound

  51. Harvest Lord says:

    Stan lee…

  52. Soviet scientist says:

    8:29 TUMBLELURK

  53. Steinar H Lothe says:

    RIP stan lee

  54. Daniel Mcleod says:

    I love your accent.

  55. Big Chungus says:

    5:20 THE DELOREAN :0

  56. Alex Dwls says:

    9:45 i die xDD

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