Conan Unveils His Superhero Vehicle  – CONAN on TBS

Conan Unveils His Superhero Vehicle – CONAN on TBS

Hey, this is pretty exciting. Last year, you may recall, I premiered a superhero suit at Comic-Con, blew everyone away. Well, this year we’re taking it to the next level. A superhero needs his ride. He needs to get around. I am going to build a super-vehicle, and I’m going to do it with the help of these guys, West Coast Customs.
(applause) They are the people that design cool cars. They did things for Mad Max. They did a Batmobile. They’ve done 30, count ’em, 30 custom cars for Shaquille O’Neal, which is probably why he’s doing all those Icy Hot commercials.
(laughter) When the heat is on, the pain is gone. Anyway, the point is this. I need a vehicle. We’re gonna design it today, build it, take it to San Diego for Comic-Con. Sign of the devil, woo!
(applause) Makes no sense. I’m going. This is pretty exciting. This is the guy who runs the joint, Ryan. Ryan, how many years have you been working on to customize cars? About 27 years now. 27 years. Just give me a rough estimate. What is something like this gonna cost this guy? Ballpark.
Between 50 and 75 grand. I got a bit of a budget today. Okay. Did they tell you?
No. We’re looking to spend about $400. (laughter) That’s so cool. (laughter) This looks dangerous.
Yeah, it’s probably– This Smurf looks like. Was this Smurf struck by the car, and rolled up over the top? He looks like he’s bleeding internally, and he’s not gonna make it, and this one’s a sociopath that doesn’t care. (laughter) Hey Ryan, what do you think? Could this be my superhero car? Okay, tell me. Conan, there’s been a bank robbery. You’ve got to get there right away. Yeah, Conan, there’s been a bank robbery. You gotta get there right away. You’ve gotta give it a little more urgency than that. I’m sorry, sorry.
It’s a bank robbery. There’s a bank robbery going on right now. You need to get there right away. You gave it a little too much. Let’s take it down a step. One more time. Just say there’s a bank robbery, we got– There’s a bank robbery going on right now. You need to get there. Still not satisfied, but okay. I’ll get them. (laughter) Oh, jeez. Oh, god. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. There’s nowhere for this foot to go. Shut the door. (laughter)
Shut the door. This doesn’t really instill fear, does it? God, who fits in this? This is like the Kevin Hartmobile. (laughter) Hey, wait a minute. Now we’re talking. This could be the skeletal frame of what we do, right? Right. You know what I like? It’s got no door. I just jump in. The knees come up a lot, but we can adjust the seat maybe. We can move the seat back. ‘Cause right now, this doesn’t feel like, “I’ll get you, evil-doers!” This is crazy. This paint job right here. Fast boat, kind of reminds you of fishing. It reminded me of a whore (laughter) more than a fast boat, but yeah, we’ll go with yours. Okay.
Yours is a better association. I wish I hadn’t said whore, but I did. (laughter) That one’s outta the… That one’s out. So this is Musa. Musa does, basically takes everything out of my mind and puts it on paper. And then this is Lorenzo to make sure everything gets done. Is it Musa? Musa.
Okay. Say it again, Musa? Musa.
Now you got it. Gentlemen, let’s start hearing some ideas. Women want to have sex with Conan in this car. Men fear this car. Animals want to be hit by this car. (laughter) I don’t know why I added that, just something I thought of. Is there a way we could get a sneak peak of this dark uniform you wear? Gentlemen. Behold. (cheers) We want to get this image in, the hair. Mm-hmm. Okay? Don’t sketch yet, Musa. Just think.
All right. Think, then sketch.
Okay. This is something we should talk about. Yeah, the package.
The package. Yeah. This is an exact duplicate of my own extremities. I want to also draw your attention, gentlemen, to the ass.
(laughter) Now, again, it is sculpted. You could crack walnuts with this thing, and frankly I have.
Oh. You just, you really just, just grab it. Musa, come here, come here.
Mm-hmm. Just get in here beside it and just grab that. You see, now that’s a man’s ass. Yeah, why would you do that? [Ryan] Why would you? That’s– You can say no, Musa. I’m wondering if there’s some sort of a (exhales) shape, and let’s not be afraid to go with it. Is there any point, maybe in the front of the car, where there’s a desk right here with a microphone, you know what I’m saying? I want to say something. I know you’ve built some cars for some pretty big celebrities. I’m not just another celebrity coming in who wants a car. I know the boy from the Sopranos called you last week, and had you, you know, make him a custom something. Okay, fine, he was good. Don’t know how he’s doing now, but he had his day, but I’m not that kid. What’s his name? Find out Research, and flash it up. [Announcer] Robert Iler. There you go.
(laughter) Excellent. Let’s do it. (tense music) (cheers) (heroic music) Behold! You’ve got the hair. You’ve got the talk-show desk inside. Cup-holder. Check out that hood ornament, everybody. (cheers) Look at the flying cape in the back. What car has that? (cheers) And last but not least, the bulge horn. Look at this bulge horn right here, ladies and gentlemen. (horn rawrs) (horn rawrs) (horn rawrs) (cheers)

David Anderson

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100 thoughts on “Conan Unveils His Superhero Vehicle – CONAN on TBS

  1. Shivikaar Verma says:

    That hair is concerning.

  2. Stephen Waterman says:

    I was hoping he would bring the Ford SHO to get pimped.

  3. Nobuyuki Anzai says:

    He looks more like a douchey weak villain than a superhero.

  4. CuddlyBunion341 says:


  5. The Fattest Hagrid says:

    All that money spent, just to make Conan, more Conan…

  6. Doc Green says:

    Let's get to the Conan mobile

  7. Henry Lam says:

    Conan the barbarian….

  8. Max Xandubar says:

    He is so lucky to have his own super suit

  9. Hijikata Yukihira says:

    the hair looks like a ice cream van XD

  10. Quinn Gilliland says:

    What’s his superhero name?
    Iron Hair?

  11. EDG3 TV says:

    Kevin Hart has left the chat

  12. Jose Portillo says:

    I fear conan will demand elon to fly him in a top secret flying vehicle

  13. The Stormchaser says:

    Does he bleed?

  14. Michael Smith says:

    His car looks like a hot wheels car

  15. YULtube says:

    Next up a Conan wepon

  16. Smirk Man says:

    Oh the pride

  17. Mohammed X123 says:

    You should make a movie about it

  18. Oli vlogs says:

    He wrecked a Myers maxx. Cmon Conan at least raise it up

  19. langbo9999 says:

    Captain Conan!!!! and C.C.CAR!!!

  20. Mr. Azorian says:

    I want to see him in this suit every show

  21. Faizan Shamsi says:

    This is why Conan is the best late night talk show host ever

  22. Khalid Obaid says:

    We need Conan Cartoon!! 😎

  23. _ L _ says:

    The bulge horn😂

  24. cecilia santa says:

    Pause at 1:18 tell me that doesn't look like myth

  25. Emey says:

    He’s superhero name should be Con-man.

  26. Russia Swimming says:

    That hair looks more like a [email protected]

  27. B W says:

    just a buggy with lots of fiberglass on it …to bad they didnt create something really special 🙁

  28. Lavaboyz says:

    A Conan Mobile, a Conan Cave… what next ?

    A CONAN-CON ??

  29. AleJandroLeal3 says:

    Wtf out of the many times ive seen these im barely analyzing that BULDGE HORN

  30. Elias Williams says:

    4:03, that dude must feel so embarrassed.

  31. Breakers Ajah says:

    Is that guy from pimp my ride?

  32. Lego Yoda says:

    I think the conanmobile is one of the most cursed things

  33. Zero Commentary Gameplays says:

    what should we call him? coman?

  34. Gabrielle Castro says:

    Conan got it from GTA V Garage, the Bifta

  35. Shrnk 70 says:

    logan paul made his cool bus hereee

  36. tippycanoe99 says:

    I'd love to see the Richter Ride.

  37. Steeb The King says:

    “Women want to have sex in this car. Men fear this car. Animals want to get hit by this car.”

  38. Mr. WeAreTheWorld aka Sir Samuel of Louisiana says:

    Hidden in plain sight @0:44 "Woooh. Sign of the devil." That is very true and Conan is giving allegiance to how his wealth and success are possible.

  39. Yoga Mokalu says:

    3:25 Conan is the funniest host XD

  40. Renos Konstantinou says:

    the owner probably commited suicide after he made this xD

  41. Susie Ballard says:

    Speaking of West Coast Customs I recently noticed their line of automobile detail cleaners.
    Has anybody used them and are they worth the money?
    I was considering purchasing the leather conditioner.

  42. aussie stoner says:

    Jimmy Kimmel could never do anything like this…why is jimmy on tv

  43. angga harseda says:

    3:42 the real America's ass

  44. Fat Cat says:

    the skeletor voice was spot on 😆

  45. Foxygirl505 Gamingandmoreisbackinbusiness says:

    That is amazing how much did it cost for the car? and how can i get myself a super hero suit?

  46. whatever my name is says:

    There will never be a better villain.

  47. Racket Tattoo says:

    anyone thought that it was a penis ontop of the car from the thumbnail?

  48. Verny Mora says:


  49. MaLhen Zuñiga says:

    Kevin Hartmobile 😂😂😂

  50. Tim Newth says:

    Conan has comb over hair just like pres. Trump.

  51. Bali Singh says:

    4:08 Man Conan got some smooth drawing skills 😉

  52. Kev Lil says:

    Well this video show us why conan is Cool totally cool xD

  53. Ridzuan Rizal says:

    Kevin hart mobile. Lol

  54. big C says:

    Is Musa Indonesian?

  55. sweczka24 says:

    He should invite ppl into that car

  56. The Terminus says:

    3:01 thats what you call ‼️ROAD KILL‼️

  57. Ryan.p :D says:

    Strongest hero of the D.C Universe

  58. TheWreckOne says:

    Conan could make a movie appearance on Kick Ass 3 on his suit if ever.

  59. Jevon Bernardes says:

    When I was a kid, I didn't like Conan because I thought he was weird. Now I still think he's weird, but I can't get enough of him.

  60. Mark Brady says:

    Why doesn't he just do a YouTube series. I bet he would kill it

  61. Priya Baser says:

    Kevin hart mobile 😂😂😂😂

  62. NobbyNotten says:

    looks like an ice cream car

  63. knowledge of time says:

    I saw a car a lot like that in gta 5

  64. OMGTA Stories says:

    IS THAT RED CAR AT 2:06 CHRISTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. Wubba lubba Dubbie dub says:

    Conan is so good at drawing wtf

  66. Lisa Marie says:

    3:39 : scott lang in avengers: endgame (2019)

  67. dat good good says:

    That horn noise felt like it was edited in

  68. youtuber youtuber says:

    Conan why is your hair so high I hope that you're not turning into a woman like what's his face

  69. Bùi Đỗ Minh Thắng says:

    I lose it when the bulge horn sound came up

  70. Alexander Vu says:


  71. Alexander Vu says:


  72. ItsSimilarTo Frankie says:

    I like the horn

  73. navy jadhulla says:


  74. Tuhin Kundu says:

    Prodigy to Rowan Atkinson

  75. Steggs Starostecki says:


  76. Rohan preet says:

    Kevin hartmobile

  77. 2:A.M.Boiii says:

    I would be honored to be his sidekick but I'm just a nobody so I can only imagine

  78. Cape King2233 says:


    My mans really did that

  79. Synathidy says:

    The grabbing of the Conan superhero manican's ass is where I lost it. That, and also the leg hanging out of the hot rod window.

  80. Zotac 1060 6GB says:

    Conan superpower: Everytime he made a joke, A villain incapacitated

  81. Karungthar Marem says:

    the balls horn

  82. Albert25012501 says:

    Ok…..this is the coolest golf cart I ever seen.

  83. Gandalf says:

    Just Imagine Marvel gives him a Cameo 😀

  84. fusion 890 says:

    I think Conan should be featured in a marvel series as a new hero including his car.

  85. Musslos Bruder says:

    Am i the only one that thinks that his costume looks like jean greys

  86. Dollsmartfix says:

    Am i the only one who knows their show West Coast Customs?

  87. Ivelin Hristov says:

    Fake taxi in the future.

  88. Higuma says:

    Conan really shows us how inferior Superman is.

  89. Dragon king Acnologia says:

    kevins hart mobile….kills .me😂

  90. David Lamar says:

    YOU are such a NERD.

  91. Star And space says:


  92. SFC CANARIA says:

    Conan is mos funny man in the world and also a pervert

  93. The Gaming Norwegian says:

    Kevin HartMobile, i laughed so hard lmao…

  94. joseph bailey says:

    The day he is dead and buried they should absolutely bury him in that outfit

  95. Andrew Jin says:


  96. Omi O'Bryen says:

    Kevin Hartmobile. 😅😅😅

  97. Usama Khan says:

    he can be a skeletor

  98. Clark Kent says:

    The best TV host .

  99. F S G says:

    H3 need more recognition by the world

  100. Oster The Toaster says:


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