Clarence | Jeff’s Confession | Cartoon Network


HMM.
MAYBE JEFF DID IT. WHAT? JEFFREY RANDELL?
WHY DO YOU THINK THAT? ‘CAUSE FROM WHEN
I SAW HIM DO IT. YOU SAW HIM DO IT?
WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY ANYTHING?! BECAUSE I’M A BAD COP.
[ CHUCKLES ] NOW, WHAT HAPPENED? WELL, I WAS ON MY WAY
TO CLASS. EVERYTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL. THE SUN WAS SHINING,
AND THE — THERE WAS RAINBOWS. OH, AND I WAS IN A BUSH.
THAT’S WHEN I SAW JEFF. [ WHIMPERING ] AAH! PLEASE!
[ SCREAMING ] Jeff: [ GRUNTS ] JEFF, HOW COULD YOU? [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] YEAH, OPERATION DING-DONG
SUCCESS. [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] BLAST OFF! ARE YOU SURE
THAT’S WHAT YOU SAW? POSITIVE. THEN LET’S GET THAT PUNK. HOO-AH! [ FUNK MUSIC PLAYS ] [ HEADBAND RATTLES ] HEY, JEFF. UH, CLARENCE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JEFFREY RANDELL,
YOU’RE UNDER ARREST. AAH! GET HIM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING! GET OFF ME!
YOU’RE GOING DOWNTOWN,
JEFF. [ PANTING ] IT’S TIME FOR SOME ANSWERS. OKAY,
I’LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING. IT WAS EARLY IN THE MORNING WHEN I SAW CHELSEA
WITH THE SANDWICH. HI, CHELSEA. OH. ARROWHEAD.
HMM. [ SCREAMING ] OW. RUDE. [ GASPS ] I TRIED TO CLEAN IT OFF,
BUT IT JUST MADE IT WORSE. [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
AND THEN THE BELL RANG. OH, GEEZ. CAN YOU UNTIE ME NOW? [ DOOR CREAKS ]

David Anderson

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