Sonic: Hey Shadow! AW WHAT THE?! That should fix it. Sonic, I don’t think that’s- So what have you been up to shadow? If you must know, I’ve been planning on starting a cafe. Sonic: Oh, cool! Can I help? As annoying as you at least have somewhat of an understanding of how this world works. So, fine. First we’re gonna need a snazzy name for the place. So what’cha got? CHAOS CAFE! Alright, sweet! I’m gonna go get this approved, so I’ll be right back! Yes, hi Please stamp here, and here, and here, and Knuckles Oh no Kay sankue~ Usagi, Desmond… It’s time I tell you the truth OOOOOOOH MY OH MY GOD Twelve seasons for this? We’re approved! Shadow: Why do you have a key to my house? Never mind that; let’s go check out the place! Sonic, this looks disgusting. It just needs a little love, Shadow GOOD GREAT AWESOME OUTSTANDING MAAARIIIA Oh Yeah! This is ULTIMATE! Customers, I summon thee! I wanted to do the first ding. Heck you. Look, Shadow! It’s our first customer! Welcome. What can I get you? I’m noticing an extreme lack of bananas. That’s because we don’t serve them. How ABSURD! I am leaving a 1 STAR REVIEW- *Primitive screaming* So, how’d it go? I stopped him from breathing and stole his phone Hey, I’ve heard of him. He’s one of those restaurant critics. Can I see that really quick? And… done! What can I get you man? Anything that can fill the void… Sure. One assist sundae coming up! Hey Shad, we’ve got a ton of orders. You ready to make them? I already did. Oh cool. How’d you do that? I stole the time stones. Put those back. Welp, all the orders are filled! You seem happy. Heh, I poisoned them all. Uh oh, I don’t feel so good. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? It’s what Maria would have wanted. No, Shadow… What I want… is for you to join Smash. Sonic: Yo, Shadow! Could you get me some toilet paper?