AH Animated – Gavin Explains “The Star War”

AH Animated – Gavin Explains “The Star War”


[Gavin] So wait, Star Wars doesn’t pl.. take place in The Milky Way? [Michael] What? [Jack] No it’s a galaxy far, far away.
[Matt] Are you re.. for real? Yeah.
[Geoff] Far, far away. [Gavin] So there’s no Earth!? [Matt] No!
[Michael] The first line of the movie… [Michael] The first line of the movie… [Geoff] Far!
[Michael] The first line of the movie… [Geoff] Far!
[Michael] …of every single one… [Geoff] Away!
[Michael] …of every single one… [Matt] Gavin when that first tag line started, [Matt] did you just tune out? You didn’t read any of it? [Michael] Every time you ever saw any of the movies?
[Matt] did you just tune out? You didn’t read any of it? [Michael] Every time you ever saw any of the movies?
[Gavin] I don’t know. [Gavin] It’s just like one of those things you hear so much you don’t really listen to it. [Gavin] It just that it jus.. drones on [Gavin] Eugh, galaxy far, far away. [Matt] You don’t hear it! You just read it!
[Michael] The fact that it never mentioned the word ‘Earth’ ever! In any of the movies! [Jack] Just drones on.
[Michael] The fact that it never mentioned the word ‘Earth’ ever! In any of the movies! [Jack] Oh, words.
[Michael] The fact that it never mentioned the word ‘Earth’ ever! In any of the movies! [Gavin] I didn’t realise there’s no Earth. [Michael] Or any of the planets in our solar system!? [Geoff] What did.. what d.. did you think…
[Michael] Or any of the planets in our solar system!? [Geoff] Did you think that Earth was one of the planets?
[Michael] They never mentioned anything. [Matt] Yeah like, Naboo was Earth? [Gavin] So wait, where was…
[Matt] You think Earth is that pretty? [Gavin] Where did ehh.. Luke uhh… [Gavin] …Skywalker live? [Geoff] He lived on Tatooine. [Ryan] Where did he live?
[Michael] Tatooine.
[Geoff] He lived on Tatooine. [Ryan] Where did he live?
[Michael] Tatooine.
[Jack] He lived in Alabama. [Michael] Huhahahaha. [Matt] It was actually hahahaha.
[Michael] Huhahahaha. [Geoff] He lived on Tatooine.
[Matt] It was actually hahahaha.
[Michael] Huhahahaha. [Geoff] Which is between Venus and Mars. [Michael] Ahahahahahahah. [Ryan] Luke is actually straight outta Compton.
[Michael] Ahahahahahahah. [Michael] Where…
[Geoff] Lotta people don’t know it, but yeah. Hoth is right next to Earth. [Geoff] Lotta people don’t know it, but yeah. Hoth is right next to Earth. [Michael] Where was Luke Skywalker born?
[Geoff] Lotta people don’t know it, but yeah. Hoth is right next to Earth. [Gavin] I thought it was fl… [Gavin] So where’s Kansas in Star Wars? [Michael] Doesn’t exist. [Matt] It’s still in Kansas! [Jack] On the other side of the rainbow.
[Matt] It’s still in Kansas! [Gavin] So wait… [Gavin] Wha… [Gavin] So wait. [Ryan] Yeah?
[Michael] It’s also, Gavin… [Gavin] Oh! So it’s in the past as well!
[Michael] It’s also, Gavin… [Gavin] Oh! So it’s in the past as well!
[Michael] …also, sit down Gavin… [Michael] …it’s like thousands of years ago, yes. [Matt] Yeah.
[Michael] It’s like thousands of years ago, yes. [Gavin] So, it’s like ancient humans fighting ancient robots? [Ryan] They’re not humans. They never say they’re humans. [Gavin] What’s Skywalker! He looks like a bloody human. [Ryan] Yeah.
[Jack] He looks like one. [Michael] He does look like a human but I… [Matt] Yeah, so did General Grievous apparently.
[Michael] He does look like a human but I… [Matt] Yeah, so did General Grievous apparently.
[Ryan] He can also move shit with his brain! [Michael] Hahahahaha.
[Matt] Yeah, so did General Grievous apparently.
[Ryan] He can also move shit with his brain! [Michael] Well the guy was a general. [Matt] That’s ho.. was. [Gavin] Because of the tele…
[Matt] That’s ho.. was. [Gavin] Because of the tele…
[Jack] It’s the Force Ryan. [Gavin] Telemonitors.
[Jack] It’s the Force Ryan. [Gavin] What is it? [Geoff] Midichlorians? [Gavin] There you go.
[Geoff] Midichlorians? [Michael] The telemonitors? [Jack] The Teletubbies.
[Michael] The telemonitors? [Jack] It was the Teletubbies. [Ryan] Yeah.
[Jack] It was the Teletubbies. [Geoff] You remember that time that… [Geoff] Qui-Gon sat down with a young Anakin and said… [Geoff] “Your Teletubby.. ra.. r.. reading is off the charts”. [Jack] Hahahahaha.
[Geoff] “Your Teletubby.. ra.. r.. reading is off the charts”. [Michael] Can we start the game yet? [Gavin] It has actually blown my mind…
[Michael] Can we start the game yet? [Gavin] …that it’s way in the past… [Ryan] Player select, there we go.
[Gavin] …that it’s way in the past… [Ryan] Player select, there we go.
[Gavin] …and really far away. [Gavin] They should have put that at the beginning of the movie. [Matt] THEY DID!!!
[Geoff] THEY DID!!!
[Jack] THEY DO!!!
[Ryan] THEY DID!!! [Michael] Hahahahahahah.
[Matt] That’s how the FUCKIN’ MOVIE STARTS!! [Geoff] EVERY GODDAMN MOVIE!!
[Michael] Hahahahahahahahahahahahah.
[Matt] That’s how the FUCKIN’ MOVIE STARTS!! [Gavin] Yeah, but they.. they.. [Ryan] Oh shit!
[Michael] Da na na Na na na Na na na Na na na. [Gavin] Wa heh heh… [Gavin] Way in the past! [Gavin] Somewhere else! [Matt] That’s… [Jack] That’s literally what it says!
[Matt] …what it is! [Michael] It says, “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…” [Gavin] Yeah, but they should have…
[Michael] It says, “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…” [Gavin] They should have phrased it better.
[Michael] It says, “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…” [Gavin] They went all fancy with the words… [Gavin] …and it went over my head. [Michael] It’s too SMART FOR YOU!! [Jack] ‘Long time ago’ and ‘far away’ are too… [Jack] …just way outta Gavin’s… [Geoff] Hah. [Geoff] Hah. [Geoff] Hah. [Geoff] Hah. [Geoff] Hah. [Geoff] Hah. [Matt] Oh my God. [Geoff] Jesus Christ. [Gavin] I feel stupid now. [Geoff] Yeah. Yeah.
[Matt] You should. [Geoff] What’s the Death Star? [Jack] Awgh.
[Geoff] What’s the Death Star? [Gavin] Oh, the Death Star is the big uhh… [Gavin] …ball… [Gavin] …that Darth Vader lives in. [Geoff] Yeah, like Darth Vader’s condo, essentially. [Jack] It’s hi.. it’s his house, yeah.
[Geoff] Yeah, like Darth Vader’s condo, essentially. [Jack] Yeah.
[Geoff] Yeah. [Gavin] Eh.. he sits in that pod…
[Michael] Ahahahahahahaha. [Gavin] … he sits in that pod that goes… [Gavin] …fftchsssss.

David Anderson

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100 thoughts on “AH Animated – Gavin Explains “The Star War”

  1. Wheresmydragon says:

    This continues to be one of my favorite animations made from AH commentary even now.

  2. Patrick Kennedy says:

    Slow mo is the biggest thing in Gavin's brain

  3. lamborghinigurl says:

    God this came out two years ago…

  4. QuicK says:

    alabama to get with his sister

  5. Jessica says:

    How is Gavin so smart yet so stupid

  6. sadlobster1 says:

    So, if Anakin and Luke aren't humans; what ARE they

  7. mgf8612 says:

    He is the real life version of caboose, in every way…

  8. NC DragonWolf says:

    Can we just appreciate Shaun? This animation still looks good after comparing it to his newer stuff

  9. Javi Romero says:

    I love how they went full circle and didn’t get derailed.

  10. JJ says:

    Oh gavin you fool

  11. ItsAPerfectionist * says:

    Gavin: "It has blown my mind that it's way in the past and really far away. They should put that at the beginning!"
    Literally everyone else in the universe: "THEY DO"

  12. Yuno Is Real says:

    I never laughted this hard in my life like this… i have mever seen someone..or some people as trigguer as this guys….i was like micheal… laughing the way

  13. Alexis Ruiz says:

    Why did they cut off when jack says its out of gavins vocabulary

  14. Otaku Gamer says:

    I remember this is the first time I was like Gavin you are an idiot

  15. Janine Seel says:

    Gavin's nose isn't that big why is he the only one with a nose

  16. Dongoloid Toon says:

    Its so weird to think after all this time… this actually happened. It feels like these circumstances would never happen out of chance

  17. Toms Tech says:

    There's a simple reason for the confusion, "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away".

    Working backwards "far, far away", Palilogy is the repitition of a word for emphasis, Some say in peotry/screenplay it can be warranted but why not just use a more emphatic word?

    "a long time ago", Completely irrelevant especially if something is so far away (as is suggest) that it no longer bears any relation to the current universe we experience. They're shooting friggin' lazers, It could be in the future for all it matters. Infact with convergent evolution setting it in the current time could lead to humanoid beings.

    The whole of star wars could have started… "In a galaxy billions of light years away" and it would have been just fine all the same.

  18. Josiah Calva says:

    I have watched episode 5 recently and Obiwan says human

  19. Blair Roth says:

    Poor poor gavin

  20. mariekt says:

    LMFAOOOO😭😂😂😂 oh, gav..

  21. Mad Jax says:

    He mixed up star wars and star trek lore Kirk is from Kansas

  22. NightGraveHunting says:

    "Luke is straight out of compton"

    – Ryan Haywood

  23. Sam Sacuta says:

    i've never even seen a star wars movie and i come back and watch this every couple months because Gavin is so stupid and i love him so much

  24. Mayur Shardul says:

    As Geoff likes to say "that was probably the dumbest moment in rooster teeth history"

  25. JJ says:

    Oh gavin 😂 really

  26. Chronos says:

    General grevious was a lizard apprently

  27. beanstheclown says:

    Technically it is "a long time ago" and "in a galaxy far away" relative to the narrator. The narrator could theoretically be in the past present or future relative to us. Similarly there is no indication whether they are narrating from our galaxy or another one entirely. Theoretically it could be someone from our far distant future for all we are told. However, the opening narration ultimately serves the same purpose as "once upon a time in a land far far away" does in your average fairy tale.

  28. Hanibal King says:

    As Gavin read the intro my star wars game started the intro somg

  29. Sammykid 2 says:

    Lol 2:07

  30. Andrew Parritt says:

    You know I may be dumb as well but until I actually thought about the line, I too didn't realise it was "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away". Like Gavin, I guess its something Ive heard a bunch and kind of blew it off 😀

  31. Nate Anglesea says:

    Jesus fucking Christ just when you think "okay there's no way Gavin could get any dumber" he comes out with something new that makes you question the levels of stupid that can exist in the universe (past, present, future AND really far away universes and multiverses).

  32. Steve Block says:

    Can not understand why they cut out the part with ray saying "Remember that one part in the bible where Jesus Christ yells HAN SOLO"

  33. Solomon Oswago says:

    Aww, man, this cracked me up so hard XDD

  34. Joshua Holding says:

    Dan The Man in his head?

  35. Aiden Washington says:

    0:46 Considering some moments in the movie with Leia…

    I don’t think that’s entirely wrong.

  36. Daniel Lacey says:

    In Star Wars episode 1 The Phantom Menace young Anakin actually does refer to himself as a human.

  37. Siobhán C says:

    That was an absolute religious experience

  38. Michael Stover says:

    omg that was the best laugh I've had since modernity started shitting itself.

  39. metall says:

    "way in the past, really far away"

  40. metall says:

    "Long time ago and a galaxy far away is to fancy" -Gavin

  41. Brodie Birr says:

    Anyone know the episode for this one? It didn't say.

  42. Maarten Allegaert says:

    Actually there are pieces of Star Wars canon where the term 'human' is used so Gavin wasn't wrong on that part.

  43. Edgar Madking says:

    He can’t have been serious

  44. James Cockerham says:

    I just realized jack is supposed to be Leia

    Lmao

  45. GrumpyCatKing says:

    The Force be with Gavin

    …'cause he's soo stupid 😂

  46. Endsterskillz Gaming says:

    "He lives in Alabama"
    XD

  47. FPSPwny says:

    One of the few occasions in history where everybody gets angry at Gavin EXCEPT for Michael.

  48. 2013 Chevy Volt says:

    you cant write this shit, man

  49. thedarkfreak says:

    Pulled back to this by the latest TTT.

  50. Blahto Blahtoto says:

    TTT star wars xD

  51. Emily Ziemba says:

    Anyone else revisiting this glorious vid after they’re Star Wars TTT?

  52. Edmund Lau says:

    The Star Wars Gmod intro inspired by this was great. Credit to the person who did the intro for that video

  53. werr3222werrr says:

    One do my favorite ones

  54. Eric Coldfire says:

    Oh man, with Disney removing the "A Long Time Ago" intro and opening crawl, Gavin's going to be even more lost.

  55. RNJR green says:

    Way in the past somewhere else……The star war II…..Slow mo strikes dumb, because the title is too smart for you.

  56. Nate the Ace says:

    Coming back to this after the recent star wars videos and I'm so glad they got gavin's opening line right lmao

  57. Bea Huff says:

    Padme does call them humans in one of the prequels so…

  58. Leo Monteon says:

    Every time something new from Star Wars comes out, I have to re-watch this video again and again. Gavin you are the best.

  59. Alexandru Ionescu says:

    And we are absolutely sure that Gavin didn't write the scripts for Episodes 7 through 9?

  60. Nick Lambert says:

    Still one of the Best AH clips

  61. Edgemaster72 says:

    The grape facts section of Gav's brain is out in the grapes

  62. Laura Tijerina says:

    "Where did luke live in" jack "in alabma like if you understand

  63. Malik Jones says:

    SPOILER FOR STARWARS BELOW

    Darth vader…. is anakin skywalker

  64. Mark says:

    They should of put Gavin in this video

  65. WolfWarrior says:

    Ok so I’m currently binging star wars in chronological order and at 41:28 anakin says he’s the only HUMAN who can podrace. So at the very least we know anakin is a human, Luke and leis we at least half human, and Ben is a quarter human

  66. Sharkattack says:

    I mean they do look like humans that's probably because they are in the lore it states they are human

  67. Broken Toxins says:

    For your last video of the year can you do a new decade 2020 song

  68. Hannah Musum says:

    This is still my favorite Gavin moment

  69. Trigger BladeX says:

    This is still hilarious.

  70. Jovanni Rivera says:

    happy 3 year anniversary to this video

  71. Jacob Fenton says:

    😖😖😖😖😖 Gavin you make me cringe and yell at my phone more than anyone on YouTube has ever done

  72. Violent Rainbow says:

    Wait so the people in star wars aren't humans form earth? I always thought it was in the future after we went into space and whatever it doesn't… really make sense that it's a long time ago because like, a long time from what? From where I am right now watching the movie? O_o

  73. thelemon27 says:

    1:45 when my mom yells at me for not washing my dish

  74. IanXPikachu says:

    Michael is just enjoying all of this.

  75. Chunk boi says:

    Why does Gavin give the same answers my dad does when I ask him Star Wars questions

  76. Tyler Mcay says:

    To be fair on Gavin… They do specify that they are humans

  77. Tyler Mcay says:

    My head…

  78. The Unholy Smirk says:

    I want people to be aware that the reason why gavin was asking about kansas is because he thought Luke was born in Kansas

  79. Crystalyn Bobb says:

    Earth not urf

  80. Matthew Dima says:

    Anyone else here after they released part 2 to this

  81. Der Judenpharao says:

    Alderaan looks like earth, Takodana and Naboo too.

  82. The Real Mihai says:

    This is why Gavin is my favorite AH member. He just creates so many great moments, many of which are unintentional

  83. Doubleaa500 says:

    WTF!!! I feel like this moment just happened less than a year ago!!

  84. Yolosweg says:

    How can someone who does slow motion science experiments be this stupid. It blows my mind.

  85. Jessica wexler says:

    This will forever be the greatest moment in achievement hunter history

  86. Mr. fox says:

    Хай, дауны не Русские! есть кто Русский
    I m Rasha

  87. Victor Hernandez says:

    Is no one going to address the fact that there were Jeremy clones dressed up as the Lollipop Guild?

  88. Tritoon M says:

    wait this was put out 3 ish years ago… damn

  89. Jason Ronci says:

    Nerd fact:

    C3PO actually does day Luke is a human being.

    Empire strikes back

    12:48 in

    Go off.

  90. StrangeNative69 says:

    That one

  91. JD Riche says:

    Fun fact. In movie 1 the phantom menace Anikan Sky walker does actually say he is a human. He says he is he only human with fast enough reflexes to do pod racing.

  92. Ibraheem Alkaabi says:

    I am done

  93. Ibraheem Alkaabi says:

    I have been waiting for TTT

  94. Jennifer Torquato says:

    gavin is trolling us

  95. Donnie Jefferson says:

    I assume the grape facts part of Gavin's brain has only one fact in it. People like grapes

  96. Toner C. says:

    I just read that apparently Lucas intended, "The entire story of Star Wars is actually being recounted to the keeper of the Journal of the Whills a hundred years after the events of Return of the Jedi by none other than R2-D2." It is why every movie has "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…" So in a way the other guys are kind of wrong too. I mean yeah it doesn’t take place near Earth but it’s not necessarily in our past and the far far away part also isn’t referring to far from Earth technically. It’s just far from wherever they’re recounting the story.

  97. BNuts says:

    "You don't hear it, you just read it!"
    – Matt, 2016

    So you're saying that listening isn't reading? Just asking 'cause they had this debate.

  98. BNuts says:

    How about "Before Lil J, Out In the Grapes…" ?

  99. Einstein0808 says:

    Geoff's laugh is the best! Lol

  100. zz tarry says:

    I just realized why Jack said Luke is from Alabama specifically as a joke…

    He kissed his sister

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